So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6143. | (masterilluminati) | 94.91 | 99% | 2019-06-03 |
| 6144. | (yuseph) | 94.91 | 90% | 2016-04-16 |
| 6145. | (peja) | 94.91 | 98% | 2016-09-16 |
| 6146. | (kanashirei) | 94.90 | 97.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 6147. | gaston (gastonlag) | 94.90 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 6148. | Oscar (moksleepy) | 94.90 | 100% | 2012-03-03 |
| 6149. | Peter (paradox) | 94.90 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 6150. | (japieee) | 94.90 | — | 2009-09-21 |
| 6151. | (catchitbaby) | 94.90 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 6152. | (chadkouse) | 94.89 | 94% | 2016-12-01 |
| 6153. | (twinprime19) | 94.89 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 6154. | (jason7451) | 94.89 | 93% | 2011-06-25 |
| 6155. | yeah! (brushily) | 94.88 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 6156. | (tomer) | 94.88 | 96% | 2012-02-18 |
| 6157. | (ar223) | 94.88 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 6158. | (a6yearold) | 94.88 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 6159. | (pianolover123) | 94.87 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 6160. | (cydmium) | 94.87 | 96.3% | 2023-05-30 |
| 6161. | (jonathanstone) | 94.87 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 6162. | (billyshakesfan1) | 94.86 | 97.5% | 2023-06-12 |
| 6163. | (walnutbread) | 94.86 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
| 6164. | (steve_racer) | 94.85 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 6165. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 94.85 | 98.5% | 2023-09-27 |
| 6166. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 94.85 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
| 6167. | (urasalmon) | 94.85 | 97% | 2015-03-19 |
| 6168. | Chris (tomatohead21) | 94.84 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 6169. | (thadeusofnazereth) | 94.84 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 6170. | cyka (cyka23) | 94.84 | 96% | 2017-12-22 |
| 6171. | (rium10) | 94.84 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 6172. | (perserus) | 94.84 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |