And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8611. | Mikey (sippycupmikey) | 100.72 | 96% | 2016-02-11 |
| 8612. | (wefilipinoscheat) | 100.72 | 99% | 2017-08-19 |
| 8613. | Niker (nikersify) | 100.71 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 8614. | (vagelisxatz) | 100.71 | 97% | 2014-02-24 |
| 8615. | (arkantos128) | 100.71 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 8616. | (lrslrsl) | 100.71 | 97% | 2012-08-22 |
| 8617. | call (baconhawka7x) | 100.71 | 92% | 2016-12-15 |
| 8618. | Honey Pumper (raceto100xd) | 100.70 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 8619. | khalil (credendo) | 100.70 | 99% | 2022-08-31 |
| 8620. | (prevailer) | 100.70 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 8621. | kdaker (kdaker) | 100.69 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 8622. | (jharold) | 100.69 | 98.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8623. | Joshua (paper_astronaut) | 100.69 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 8624. | (strythio) | 100.69 | 96% | 2015-09-19 |
| 8625. | (a6yearold) | 100.69 | 98% | 2016-04-19 |
| 8626. | (jarmade) | 100.68 | 99% | 2019-02-08 |
| 8627. | (jonathanstone) | 100.67 | 99% | 2021-07-05 |
| 8628. | 1729 (1729digital1729) | 100.67 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 8629. | (ch1pper) | 100.67 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
| 8630. | (mayumi) | 100.67 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 8631. | (chillster) | 100.67 | 97.1% | 2021-02-28 |
| 8632. | (jpngfile) | 100.67 | 97% | 2015-02-27 |
| 8633. | (xbleedalkalinex) | 100.67 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| 8634. | (warm_diarrhea) | 100.67 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 8635. | Nick (typeguy) | 100.67 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 8636. | (mudd0000) | 100.67 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 8637. | (belakor) | 100.67 | 99% | 2014-02-27 |
| 8638. | (7531246) | 100.67 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 8639. | (mmazincham) | 100.66 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 8640. | Robby (ribby03) | 100.66 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |