And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19986. | Julia (juliazel) | 78.98 | 96% | 2020-07-05 |
| 19987. | Toby (hawkinst) | 78.98 | 93% | 2013-07-05 |
| 19988. | The (thesaints) | 78.98 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 19989. | AppleBucking (apple_bucking) | 78.98 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
| 19990. | Thomas (anem0s) | 78.98 | 94% | 2019-02-19 |
| 19991. | zavdav (zavdav) | 78.97 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 19992. | Para (domman) | 78.97 | 88% | 2016-06-22 |
| 19993. | Kevin (omgitsblobfish) | 78.97 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 19994. | Jason (randombananazz) | 78.97 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 19995. | Michael (macdomantay) | 78.97 | 97% | 2015-06-30 |
| 19996. | Justice (gumbol) | 78.97 | 96% | 2014-01-12 |
| 19997. | Riddle (riddles) | 78.97 | 94% | 2012-05-06 |
| 19998. | Andy (andyjin) | 78.97 | 95% | 2019-08-02 |
| 19999. | Nick (megacrapkin) | 78.96 | 92% | 2014-11-18 |
| 20000. | MUHAMMAD HARIS NAEEM (hari... | 78.96 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 20001. | Jai (jais) | 78.96 | 98% | 2017-05-03 |
| 20002. | username16-- (admin_nistrator) | 78.95 | 96.7% | 2023-08-12 |
| 20003. | Donn (_donndonn) | 78.95 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 20004. | jonathan (jonathangareth) | 78.95 | 92% | 2015-05-21 |
| 20005. | Satnam 😃 (satnam9781) | 78.95 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 20006. | arya (aryasatheesh) | 78.95 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 20007. | Thomas (thead9) | 78.95 | 97% | 2016-11-30 |
| 20008. | तोरी (umesh_p) | 78.95 | 92% | 2013-07-02 |
| 20009. | Brian (cybercrimelawinph) | 78.95 | 98% | 2015-04-21 |
| 20010. | Noah (nhbaldiviezo00) | 78.94 | 97% | 2019-01-10 |
| 20011. | anurag tara (fastest_racer) | 78.94 | 97.5% | 2023-07-27 |
| 20012. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 78.94 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 20013. | Izzy (izzythompson) | 78.94 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 20014. | ( ˙꒳​˙ ) (nizuu) | 78.94 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 20015. | Tanvir (lakhan) | 78.94 | 98% | 2016-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |