As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9460. | hero (iknowhtml) | 85.49 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9461. | necati (naydin) | 85.49 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 9462. | Evan (zinctoo) | 85.48 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 9463. | TianHao (skydrag0n) | 85.48 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 9464. | A Smokin' (alucardx) | 85.48 | 93% | 2016-07-01 |
| 9465. | tnagumo (tnagumo) | 85.48 | 90% | 2016-03-22 |
| 9466. | CBScoutdog (cbscoutdog) | 85.47 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 9467. | Careful (careful_) | 85.46 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
| 9468. | hunt (hmich) | 85.46 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 9469. | Musa (greatwarrior235) | 85.46 | 99% | 2021-10-16 |
| 9470. | Bruno (heikai) | 85.46 | 96% | 2016-08-25 |
| 9471. | Corey (corstar97) | 85.46 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 9472. | Heyhou (david73) | 85.45 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 9473. | BOss (goldere) | 85.45 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9474. | Alex (alexhayward4321) | 85.45 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9475. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 85.45 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 9476. | I'm slow... (ac_type) | 85.44 | 97% | 2025-07-01 |
| 9477. | Scribe Latha (scribelatha) | 85.44 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 9478. | reallycoolandsexy (reallyco... | 85.44 | 98% | 2024-04-22 |
| 9479. | Will (will3214) | 85.44 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 9480. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 85.44 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 9481. | Jonathan (jonathan6) | 85.44 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 9482. | Bloodshed (erik_bloodshed) | 85.44 | 98% | 2015-07-07 |
| 9483. | Fabian (arthurnaibaf) | 85.43 | 95.3% | 2025-01-27 |
| 9484. | freezi (freezipop) | 85.43 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 9485. | Mathew (matdabomb) | 85.42 | 91% | 2016-02-05 |
| 9486. | Cole (colerino) | 85.42 | 90% | 2016-10-04 |
| 9487. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 85.42 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 9488. | nico yes nico (nic_o_nic) | 85.42 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9489. | dove (nach9208) | 85.41 | 97.2% | 2024-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |