And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20314. | Uladzislau (vlad_13_borisov) | 78.46 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 20315. | Hùng (kenkenkiota) | 78.46 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
| 20316. | smegg (smeggbrain) | 78.46 | 97% | 2012-04-01 |
| 20317. | Jian Feng (bosprimigenius) | 78.46 | 97% | 2014-03-17 |
| 20318. | tori (emveete) | 78.45 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 20319. | (grossguy) | 78.45 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 20320. | HawkEye (hawk_eye) | 78.45 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 20321. | S3LVA (r06ramanat) | 78.45 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 20322. | bazinga (bazinga69) | 78.45 | 96% | 2013-11-25 |
| 20323. | jack (thefriendlyfrog) | 78.45 | 99% | 2018-10-15 |
| 20324. | Jason (jasonsupreme) | 78.45 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 20325. | Hoang (huyhoangan) | 78.44 | 94% | 2011-10-02 |
| 20326. | tstats[rajini_taliva] (raji... | 78.44 | 93% | 2013-02-23 |
| 20327. | Luis (redbeam) | 78.44 | 99% | 2011-12-29 |
| 20328. | OtiS (mitchydkid) | 78.44 | 97% | 2013-05-14 |
| 20329. | mohamed (doublemimo) | 78.44 | 96% | 2011-05-07 |
| 20330. | Mez69 (mezx69) | 78.43 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 20331. | Tanvir (tanvir_025) | 78.43 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 20332. | Rhofl (rhofl) | 78.43 | 92% | 2012-11-12 |
| 20333. | Jonas (jonasjul) | 78.43 | 96% | 2016-02-29 |
| 20334. | Askhat (smallboy) | 78.43 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 20335. | Dushyanth (dush1990) | 78.43 | 96% | 2012-06-23 |
| 20336. | Sowrabh (sowrabh) | 78.43 | 97% | 2014-07-26 |
| 20337. | Peter (fluffbrit) | 78.43 | 92% | 2013-04-11 |
| 20338. | Stea (fracticals) | 78.42 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 20339. | Doctor Ghost (fireandice9000) | 78.42 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 20340. | Nirmal (nirmalraj) | 78.42 | 91% | 2014-03-13 |
| 20341. | Samir (samirhanda04) | 78.41 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 20342. | arz (arzr) | 78.41 | 96% | 2017-09-30 |
| 20343. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 78.41 | 95% | 2021-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |