So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6885. | George (yellowgeo) | 93.21 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 6886. | MNM (mnmnour) | 93.21 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 6887. | Tachydactylus (tachydactyl) | 93.21 | 95% | 2016-12-11 |
| 6888. | Francisco (ffdc) | 93.21 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 6889. | Evan (chubbehmouse) | 93.21 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 6890. | Ben (gordon05) | 93.20 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 6891. | AC (youwantmygochu) | 93.20 | 95% | 2014-07-11 |
| 6892. | Derek (kikoman00) | 93.20 | 90% | 2016-02-26 |
| 6893. | Adam (eidolons) | 93.20 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 6894. | rekaykay (rekaykay) | 93.19 | 91% | 2016-12-01 |
| 6895. | Adrian (apnestico) | 93.19 | 99% | 2017-10-10 |
| 6896. | Đặng Quang (tuanh055) | 93.18 | 99% | 2012-01-05 |
| 6897. | Slark (slark) | 93.18 | 97% | 2015-10-16 |
| 6898. | Cam (ocanadia) | 93.18 | 96% | 2015-06-06 |
| 6899. | Wing (ngwingyin2005) | 93.17 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 6900. | Quang Hiển (quanghienitc) | 93.17 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 6901. | toki (kizunajemini2205) | 93.16 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 6902. | Kevan (kevan) | 93.16 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 6903. | Mike (bruteforesight) | 93.16 | 88% | 2013-09-10 |
| 6904. | Jonas (jonas9) | 93.16 | 96% | 2013-04-13 |
| 6905. | Blake (sodasiphon) | 93.16 | 96% | 2013-04-27 |
| 6906. | Séamus (shay42) | 93.16 | 99% | 2015-12-25 |
| 6907. | Amos (amosbird) | 93.16 | 99% | 2019-05-30 |
| 6908. | Rishi (bhuri) | 93.15 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
| 6909. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 93.15 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 6910. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 93.15 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 6911. | Zaine (zyrrol) | 93.15 | 94% | 2011-09-10 |
| 6912. | S2dent (s2dent) | 93.14 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 6913. | Kiyeon (femto3f) | 93.14 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 6914. | nullchilly (tuwuna) | 93.14 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |