So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24997. | Sam (sambibiriz) | 60.62 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 24998. | Miguel (miguelsanchezp) | 60.62 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 24999. | Erick (erickloolpez) | 60.62 | 94.6% | 2023-06-09 |
| 25000. | Vincent (vsilver) | 60.62 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 25001. | Sunil (snlmbrs) | 60.62 | 95.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 25002. | Vincenzo (vinni_boi) | 60.62 | 94.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 25003. | Stefan (fendorian) | 60.61 | 93% | 2016-07-10 |
| 25004. | Nixk (nixkhumb) | 60.61 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 25005. | Krzysztof (scythonsoul) | 60.61 | 95% | 2018-06-02 |
| 25006. | ari (arayashi) | 60.61 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 25007. | Pat (james52) | 60.61 | 91% | 2016-06-12 |
| 25008. | Learning Dvorak (dvorakdude) | 60.61 | 93% | 2014-08-12 |
| 25009. | darsh (rgmcoin) | 60.61 | 95% | 2019-03-08 |
| 25010. | noman (nomanjessri) | 60.61 | 94% | 2016-08-02 |
| 25011. | Mimi (mimzo) | 60.61 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 25012. | Truong Giang (lengthriver) | 60.61 | 97% | 2011-10-07 |
| 25013. | Karimk (mkarim2) | 60.60 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
| 25014. | jonas (jonas889) | 60.60 | 94% | 2021-04-04 |
| 25015. | John (ionut16) | 60.60 | 94% | 2018-07-25 |
| 25016. | Des (destinn) | 60.60 | 96% | 2022-09-07 |
| 25017. | Kelp (klaptep) | 60.60 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 25018. | h (sedlife) | 60.60 | 94% | 2022-04-28 |
| 25019. | asdf (peechzz) | 60.60 | 90% | 2013-09-28 |
| 25020. | shinchin-chan (shinchan) | 60.60 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 25021. | Neil (duttaindranil) | 60.60 | 96% | 2013-09-09 |
| 25022. | sm (phattarawadeem18) | 60.60 | 90% | 2014-11-22 |
| 25023. | Elijah (elijahakakobe) | 60.60 | 92% | 2015-12-01 |
| 25024. | Nitesh (onlyboy) | 60.60 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 25025. | John (baseball9) | 60.60 | 92% | 2015-02-02 |
| 25026. | Andrew (surenintendo) | 60.59 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |