So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31429. | Noobiest (noobiestmaster) | 49.99 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 31430. | twentypeak (twentypeak) | 49.99 | 95% | 2018-07-08 |
| 31431. | Cheah (bilem) | 49.98 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 31432. | Vipin (vipink) | 49.98 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 31433. | Kiang (dodadoa) | 49.98 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 31434. | Anatoly (anatolix2008) | 49.98 | 91% | 2012-07-06 |
| 31435. | Luna (heyimluna) | 49.97 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 31436. | perm (perm_typeracer) | 49.97 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 31437. | Sneha (sneha_1610) | 49.97 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 31438. | TheOne (mister00anonymous) | 49.97 | 89% | 2014-03-22 |
| 31439. | Bronte (bronte_geyer) | 49.96 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 31440. | Bright (bright) | 49.96 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 31441. | ♥ ❤ ♥ (blazingeye) | 49.96 | 88% | 2012-04-25 |
| 31442. | technobok (technobok) | 49.96 | 93% | 2012-06-05 |
| 31443. | SAN (san1102) | 49.96 | 92% | 2017-05-24 |
| 31444. | Pamphile (pamphile) | 49.96 | 94% | 2015-11-30 |
| 31445. | Rahul (rahulp321) | 49.95 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 31446. | li (lilya) | 49.95 | 94% | 2014-01-06 |
| 31447. | Jonathan (jonapedia) | 49.95 | 81% | 2011-10-08 |
| 31448. | thasnh (thasnh) | 49.94 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 31449. | Monica (notaslimgirl) | 49.94 | 99% | 2019-09-02 |
| 31450. | Alana (alana3004) | 49.94 | 95% | 2013-08-30 |
| 31451. | Orpheus (orpheus_on_tr) | 49.93 | 95% | 2023-02-02 |
| 31452. | Joanne (foxscully) | 49.93 | 95% | 2018-08-20 |
| 31453. | Terje (tertop) | 49.93 | 95.4% | 2023-10-06 |
| 31454. | Amr (amr_ka) | 49.92 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 31455. | Marx (marxjp) | 49.92 | 93% | 2021-05-19 |
| 31456. | Tess (tess_992) | 49.92 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 31457. | Mariusz (michal12700) | 49.92 | 92% | 2012-08-09 |
| 31458. | G (rontypewritermingo) | 49.91 | 84% | 2016-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |