So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14116. | ___ (bufoviridis) | 77.92 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 14117. | zrk (zarrik) | 77.91 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 14118. | s (sllogical) | 77.91 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 14119. | Angela (purplehalo3) | 77.91 | 95% | 2017-01-18 |
| 14120. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 77.91 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 14121. | Dino (_dino_) | 77.91 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 14122. | ArJaay (arjaaydj) | 77.91 | 92% | 2012-05-10 |
| 14123. | Mike Sucks (wuhan_clan) | 77.91 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 14124. | shadow (uthgbnv) | 77.90 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 14125. | Rakshith (greatersole) | 77.90 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 14126. | thread (thread_1) | 77.90 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 14127. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 77.90 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14128. | Chris (chris_sound) | 77.90 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
| 14129. | Andrew (rostas) | 77.90 | 94% | 2011-10-16 |
| 14130. | Jan (luke_suster) | 77.90 | 97% | 2014-10-31 |
| 14131. | Horst (feanor) | 77.90 | 96% | 2014-10-10 |
| 14132. | Michael (themikeuk) | 77.89 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 14133. | taco (tacotuesdayy) | 77.89 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 14134. | Peter (pero_k4) | 77.89 | 97% | 2015-06-07 |
| 14135. | Cdb (dineshc) | 77.89 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 14136. | Mitchell (jon159357) | 77.89 | 95% | 2016-09-23 |
| 14137. | Eray (eray158) | 77.88 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
| 14138. | B (broyoumad) | 77.88 | 89% | 2014-10-07 |
| 14139. | Mrinal (_tt_) | 77.88 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 14140. | Joanna (joanna_josie) | 77.88 | 92% | 2012-07-25 |
| 14141. | meg (megmia40) | 77.88 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 14142. | Aleks (aleks8) | 77.88 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 14143. | Sean (seantronathon) | 77.88 | 96% | 2016-06-10 |
| 14144. | marc (marconijacob97) | 77.88 | 96% | 2015-03-16 |
| 14145. | Accurate_2000 (copaphill) | 77.88 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |