So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32023. | Che (cherry3330) | 48.82 | 84% | 2013-06-16 |
| 32024. | jai (jaihunter) | 48.82 | 95% | 2017-12-04 |
| 32025. | Ton's (tonzarinas) | 48.82 | 91% | 2011-10-22 |
| 32026. | Pancake (pancake15) | 48.80 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 32027. | Niko (gona01) | 48.80 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 32028. | Abid (abid_zzz) | 48.80 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 32029. | cuong (alex_248) | 48.80 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 32030. | nhan (quocnhan) | 48.80 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 32031. | ㄅ半郭 (twkuo) | 48.80 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 32032. | coc (maquangtri) | 48.80 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 32033. | gakuse (gakuse) | 48.80 | 95% | 2012-05-15 |
| 32034. | phychopath (phychopath) | 48.79 | 97.9% | 2023-10-26 |
| 32035. | Sujith (suji251) | 48.79 | 94% | 2013-04-08 |
| 32036. | liu (23009035) | 48.79 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 32037. | An (vnma) | 48.79 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 32038. | Rachit (rachit_pant) | 48.79 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 32039. | Smiter (smiter02) | 48.78 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 32040. | toannop (toannop) | 48.78 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 32041. | Melmar (mztk25) | 48.78 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 32042. | Nik (nikkad4) | 48.78 | 88% | 2013-09-26 |
| 32043. | Winnie (winniehe) | 48.78 | 92% | 2014-07-23 |
| 32044. | joe (jomama) | 48.78 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 32045. | Shikhar (at_the_shikhar) | 48.77 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 32046. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 48.77 | 94% | 2023-02-21 |
| 32047. | sam (guest99898) | 48.77 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 32048. | Martinuli (martinrouterking) | 48.77 | 99% | 2022-03-27 |
| 32049. | StacyN (snam001) | 48.77 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 32050. | Anuj (coder05) | 48.76 | 87% | 2013-09-21 |
| 32051. | jatin (jatinchirag1234) | 48.76 | 94% | 2023-06-28 |
| 32052. | Cursorial (cursorial) | 48.76 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |