Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36884. | mrs.skywalkertomlinson (ell... | 37.86 | 94% | 2021-01-27 |
| 36885. | (halfkallaway) | 37.86 | 98% | 2023-10-05 |
| 36886. | (shreya02) | 37.86 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 36887. | (honq) | 37.85 | 93% | 2014-01-10 |
| 36888. | (notu98) | 37.85 | 85% | 2012-02-14 |
| 36889. | (hai_ars) | 37.85 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 36890. | (the_brickwall) | 37.85 | 93% | 2021-02-12 |
| 36891. | Harshit (hardd120) | 37.84 | 85% | 2016-10-31 |
| 36892. | (jedzxdpulka) | 37.84 | 92% | 2021-04-20 |
| 36893. | (iam_ubuntu) | 37.84 | 93% | 2020-01-27 |
| 36894. | (sarompsebm2) | 37.83 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 36895. | (rinkumiah) | 37.83 | 95% | 2018-07-26 |
| 36896. | (maitheduc2002) | 37.83 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 36897. | (mohammadrokib) | 37.83 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 36898. | Helen E. (dgood) | 37.82 | 97% | 2016-07-14 |
| 36899. | (hosna_) | 37.82 | 94% | 2023-07-15 |
| 36900. | (pianist) | 37.81 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 36901. | (anil1631988) | 37.81 | 93% | 2015-05-21 |
| 36902. | Gooball (jollyrobin) | 37.81 | 94% | 2022-12-18 |
| 36903. | Jononannes (jononannes) | 37.81 | 93% | 2022-07-07 |
| 36904. | (notbad) | 37.80 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 36905. | (menda) | 37.80 | 93% | 2014-07-15 |
| 36906. | (matador55) | 37.80 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 36907. | (redorellano) | 37.80 | 87% | 2013-04-11 |
| 36908. | Colten (adventuretime) | 37.79 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 36909. | Ankur (dylandock) | 37.79 | 93% | 2017-01-11 |
| 36910. | (pmaneiei) | 37.79 | 94% | 2021-06-14 |
| 36911. | (hill) | 37.78 | — | 2009-01-10 |
| 36912. | (tomaszf) | 37.78 | — | 2009-07-11 |
| 36913. | Iota (legendary_alpha) | 37.78 | 93% | 2021-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |