As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20986. | czianzian (cziany) | 58.61 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
20987. | Eric (dhl_eric) | 58.61 | 94% | 2023-02-07 |
20988. | itami (itami_) | 58.60 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
20989. | Ex (not_a_razer) | 58.60 | 94% | 2020-10-08 |
20990. | Layk (layk_lewis1) | 58.60 | 89% | 2017-04-21 |
20991. | Tuan (tuanta564) | 58.60 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
20992. | 🚀 🚀 🚀 (patrickhirsh) | 58.60 | 95% | 2021-10-21 |
20993. | eyad (eyadsd) | 58.60 | 93% | 2016-05-20 |
20994. | Casual (casualhat) | 58.59 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
20995. | of_Z (of_z) | 58.59 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
20996. | Juan (juanto121) | 58.59 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
20997. | Vu (taptyping) | 58.58 | 94% | 2021-12-14 |
20998. | Huy (cross546) | 58.58 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
20999. | Bobirjon (bob_pro) | 58.58 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
21000. | Aaron (shadracon) | 58.58 | 95% | 2016-12-24 |
21001. | chetan (rockspeed) | 58.58 | 93% | 2016-01-15 |
21002. | Gooball (jollyrobin) | 58.57 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
21003. | SEth (notseth234) | 58.57 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
21004. | FadesHandle (fadeshandle) | 58.57 | 94.7% | 2021-02-17 |
21005. | Kakini007 (kakini) | 58.57 | 95% | 2021-09-01 |
21006. | Filip (flameouken) | 58.57 | 95% | 2021-11-18 |
21007. | Saringan (saringan) | 58.57 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
21008. | fluffy (snow_the_wolf_pup) | 58.56 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
21009. | Doku (retrogeek46) | 58.56 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
21010. | Casper (casperwang) | 58.54 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
21011. | Cereal (cereal_k) | 58.54 | 96% | 2022-07-03 |
21012. | Parker (_parker) | 58.54 | 95.4% | 2023-11-13 |
21013. | Draecal (draecal) | 58.54 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
21014. | sat (sat128) | 58.54 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
21015. | shailendra (shailendraji) | 58.54 | 99% | 2019-04-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |