Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1223. | Keegan (klav) | 89.63 | 95% | 2019-05-11 |
| 1224. | Skyler (hausky) | 89.61 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 1225. | Nick (nickelodeon_diesel) | 89.60 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 1226. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 89.59 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 1227. | Kevin (kxvinkim) | 89.58 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 1228. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 89.58 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 1229. | David (wavexz) | 89.57 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 1230. | choco (chocolateblocks) | 89.56 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1231. | tgg merchant (rektless) | 89.55 | 97.9% | 2023-09-15 |
| 1232. | Jingo (anusedusername) | 89.55 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| 1233. | Rachel (rrachell) | 89.47 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 1234. | Marek (lypa) | 89.45 | 98% | 2019-01-06 |
| 1235. | jjj (chickenbastard) | 89.45 | 95% | 2019-06-10 |
| 1236. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 89.41 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 1237. | P (prestonttt) | 89.40 | 98% | 2017-10-27 |
| 1238. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 89.40 | 98% | 2019-04-09 |
| 1239. | Nhi (bunhiry) | 89.38 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 1240. | JollyImpulse (jollyimpulse) | 89.38 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 1241. | Gregory (contrum) | 89.37 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 1242. | Anton (tutantontut) | 89.35 | 97% | 2018-04-24 |
| 1243. | Daniel (xdannyy) | 89.34 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 1244. | 李贞贤 (chocokeikeu) | 89.34 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1245. | Oliver (xuxm) | 89.33 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
| 1246. | Victor (nubmango) | 89.33 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
| 1247. | bon (wthboms6) | 89.32 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1248. | (spuqwertyamnesia) | 89.32 | 99% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1249. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 89.32 | 97% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1250. | Michael (michaelnim) | 89.29 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1251. | illuwa (spils) | 89.29 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1252. | dennis (ludennis0606) | 89.25 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |