I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2280. | Jayne (jaynerylon) | 87.07 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 2281. | Stefan (stefanm) | 87.04 | 98% | 2025-07-28 |
| 2282. | Yet (yet1208) | 87.04 | 97.4% | 2024-05-22 |
| 2283. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 87.04 | 96.9% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2284. | max verstappen (margiela_24) | 87.03 | 98% | 2023-08-25 |
| 2285. | H4XXL33T1337 (h4xxl33t1337) | 87.03 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 2286. | Guest (qwertytyperman) | 87.02 | 98% | 2025-02-22 |
| 2287. | Fredrik (fredrikvorpenes) | 87.02 | 96% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2288. | T T (turtletown) | 87.02 | 96% | 2025-09-29 |
| 2289. | Mike (mike_shen) | 87.02 | 98% | 2023-11-07 |
| 2290. | Jayvin Wu (fbijayvin) | 86.95 | 93.8% | 2024-04-15 |
| 2291. | mami (mami_tomoe) | 86.95 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| 2292. | Jorgle (jorgleframpleton) | 86.95 | 96% | 2025-08-11 |
| 2293. | Chirag (chirag_2580) | 86.94 | 96.8% | 2023-08-19 |
| 2294. | Kevin (chunkey) | 86.93 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
| 2295. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 86.93 | 95.9% | 2025-02-24 |
| 2296. | ghostofnav (jokerhyper) | 86.92 | 96.9% | 2025-02-27 |
| 2297. | Justus (cordas) | 86.90 | 97% | 2025-05-24 |
| 2298. | john (kyrie456king) | 86.90 | 96.7% | 2024-02-08 |
| 2299. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 86.90 | 98% | 2025-08-20 |
| 2300. | Asmaa (kawaiicat) | 86.88 | 95.9% | 2023-08-29 |
| 2301. | szymi_gold (szymi_gold) | 86.88 | 99% | 2024-02-13 |
| 2302. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 86.86 | 96.8% | 2024-07-14 |
| 2303. | Nobody (kinghades) | 86.86 | 97.4% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2304. | Isaac (xecisaac) | 86.85 | 97% | 2024-02-13 |
| 2305. | Toof (bronze_bucket) | 86.85 | 97.4% | 2023-05-24 |
| 2306. | Michael (michaelyang) | 86.85 | 97% | 2026-03-06 |
| 2307. | Rose (rustedham) | 86.81 | 97% | 2024-10-02 |
| 2308. | Manik2375 (manik2375) | 86.78 | 94.9% | 2024-11-09 |
| 2309. | kawi (kawion) | 86.77 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |