I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4976. | Ravindu (eoxic) | 102.01 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 4977. | Dill (duragdill) | 102.01 | 98.3% | 2023-12-04 |
| 4978. | Father (kfjzct) | 102.01 | 97% | 2024-07-19 |
| 4979. | Data (datainferno) | 102.01 | 95.7% | 2025-01-04 |
| 4980. | "crystal" (crystaric) | 102.01 | 99% | 2025-05-23 |
| 4981. | Daniel (konfusion) | 102.00 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 4982. | Tish (tish27) | 101.99 | 98% | 2024-10-11 |
| 4983. | Eduardo (purplehaha) | 101.99 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 4984. | Veronica (veronica_xd) | 101.99 | 97.1% | 2025-02-09 |
| 4985. | Alexander (torphon) | 101.98 | 99% | 2019-06-27 |
| 4986. | bongking (bongking) | 101.98 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 4987. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 101.98 | 98.7% | 2023-05-15 |
| 4988. | D (dmaulish) | 101.98 | 97.4% | 2024-10-07 |
| 4989. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 101.97 | 98.4% | 2024-06-16 |
| 4990. | prox (proxisos) | 101.97 | 97% | 2025-03-25 |
| 4991. | Mo (mo7azeem) | 101.97 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 4992. | ghostofnav (jokerhyper) | 101.95 | 98.7% | 2024-05-11 |
| 4993. | C (cnguyenho) | 101.95 | 99% | 2020-06-19 |
| 4994. | laezza (inimitabile) | 101.95 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 4995. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 101.94 | 99% | 2022-01-26 |
| 4996. | Michael (hulkmagnet) | 101.93 | 100% | 2022-09-03 |
| 4997. | Derek (ddderek) | 101.93 | 100% | 2017-09-09 |
| 4998. | Maeve Berube (mae_does_crimes) | 101.92 | 97% | 2024-06-22 |
| 4999. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 101.92 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 5000. | micorazon (pajahify) | 101.92 | 98.7% | 2024-08-19 |
| 5001. | Gato (gatoamarillo) | 101.90 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 5002. | Erik (esememon) | 101.90 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 5003. | cool (crimes_) | 101.90 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 5004. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 101.90 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 5005. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 101.90 | 99.3% | 2024-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |