And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37942. | (carld58) | 42.76 | 98% | 2014-05-31 |
| 37943. | (acol) | 42.76 | 94% | 2014-03-31 |
| 37944. | (aaenkjelgaard) | 42.76 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 37945. | (datskie) | 42.75 | 84% | 2011-10-21 |
| 37946. | (comewithme) | 42.75 | 90% | 2012-06-28 |
| 37947. | (testtest1212) | 42.74 | 94% | 2023-02-20 |
| 37948. | Gene (jempot24) | 42.74 | 95% | 2017-08-30 |
| 37949. | J (saltius) | 42.74 | 94.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 37950. | (cyanidedrake) | 42.74 | 93% | 2017-01-22 |
| 37951. | (heru762004) | 42.73 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 37952. | (lucky_2206) | 42.72 | 93% | 2022-07-23 |
| 37953. | (ashawkat89) | 42.72 | 91% | 2011-08-28 |
| 37954. | (jhonbugs) | 42.72 | 91% | 2014-08-13 |
| 37955. | (valentiay) | 42.72 | 91% | 2017-04-16 |
| 37956. | (animezimps) | 42.69 | 93% | 2022-01-19 |
| 37957. | Leonardo (nado) | 42.69 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 37958. | IKAN HIU MAKAN TOMAT (jok3rr) | 42.68 | 94% | 2020-10-14 |
| 37959. | (yaqub25) | 42.68 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 37960. | Montse (mochee) | 42.67 | 95% | 2016-06-21 |
| 37961. | (qiqi13) | 42.65 | 92% | 2015-02-19 |
| 37962. | (ggfam123) | 42.64 | 92% | 2018-06-14 |
| 37963. | (hardiksince1987) | 42.63 | 94% | 2021-04-03 |
| 37964. | (ashrai) | 42.61 | 91% | 2012-04-26 |
| 37965. | (vladchuk) | 42.58 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 37966. | (dehigaspage) | 42.58 | 96% | 2015-12-03 |
| 37967. | (erpanter) | 42.57 | 96.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 37968. | (winnie_eni) | 42.57 | — | 2009-03-09 |
| 37969. | (nanakay25) | 42.56 | 93% | 2023-07-22 |
| 37970. | (elipse) | 42.56 | 94% | 2023-10-12 |
| 37971. | (trev) | 42.55 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |