So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23184. | (nahian00777) | 62.85 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 23185. | (ultimumbull) | 62.85 | 92% | 2011-11-21 |
| 23186. | (samuraikattepus) | 62.85 | 89% | 2015-06-11 |
| 23187. | (ninelivesfrost) | 62.85 | 92% | 2016-06-01 |
| 23188. | (rdonny2013) | 62.85 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 23189. | (mrtakeshi) | 62.85 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 23190. | (artin_phares) | 62.85 | 96% | 2011-12-06 |
| 23191. | (blarghh) | 62.84 | 94% | 2012-05-16 |
| 23192. | (kockajefajn) | 62.84 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
| 23193. | (gmpfeifer) | 62.84 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 23194. | (maryjiao) | 62.84 | 96% | 2013-12-26 |
| 23195. | (degagespoon9280) | 62.83 | 95% | 2023-05-23 |
| 23196. | (sammirae) | 62.83 | 89% | 2016-04-10 |
| 23197. | (linoleum) | 62.83 | 91% | 2015-12-01 |
| 23198. | why leave the race (___0___) | 62.83 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 23199. | (jenniferym) | 62.83 | 90% | 2013-04-27 |
| 23200. | (manley716) | 62.82 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 23201. | (vrekenwatermark) | 62.82 | 95% | 2020-09-02 |
| 23202. | aziz (azizkhanfar304) | 62.82 | 95% | 2023-04-10 |
| 23203. | Vince (jojosem) | 62.82 | 96% | 2013-04-28 |
| 23204. | Maruf Hasan (mehad605) | 62.81 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 23205. | (ivory_lagi) | 62.81 | 96% | 2023-07-31 |
| 23206. | (douglaswaugh) | 62.81 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 23207. | (jeanniejackson) | 62.81 | 91% | 2015-01-18 |
| 23208. | (sriram) | 62.81 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 23209. | Jag (jag02) | 62.81 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 23210. | (soulka4) | 62.80 | 94.9% | 2023-10-26 |
| 23211. | (kevinlei324) | 62.80 | 91% | 2013-11-19 |
| 23212. | (tiwala) | 62.80 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 23213. | (jaiders) | 62.80 | 95.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |