The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9769. | SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (ymwsimon) | 47.18 | 93.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 9770. | Dawn (dawnkjj) | 47.18 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 9771. | (tom2706) | 47.18 | 98.9% | 2023-09-02 |
| 9772. | Abhay (ab_hay) | 47.18 | 94% | 2021-12-08 |
| 9773. | Jeriel (jheerio) | 47.18 | 92% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9774. | SuchPlayer (suchplayer) | 47.18 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 9775. | (inesth) | 47.18 | 96% | 2016-09-28 |
| 9776. | Shubania (shybern69) | 47.17 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 9777. | (mrhero) | 47.17 | 96% | 2012-12-31 |
| 9778. | khan (khan17) | 47.16 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9779. | (kaurharman) | 47.16 | 93% | 2017-05-08 |
| 9780. | (caotangxm) | 47.16 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 9781. | (tmtonimeli) | 47.15 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 9782. | mahdy (mahdy7) | 47.15 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 9783. | Tareq (tareq_2007) | 47.15 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9784. | Sarp (whitechocolatee) | 47.15 | 94% | 2018-10-09 |
| 9785. | (y1266) | 47.14 | 94% | 2020-10-26 |
| 9786. | (dutyhubert) | 47.14 | 90% | 2016-12-08 |
| 9787. | Uddi (uddi_racer19) | 47.14 | 95% | 2021-09-25 |
| 9788. | (sumit9693) | 47.14 | 95% | 2014-09-21 |
| 9789. | marcin (sakkikek) | 47.14 | 90% | 2014-12-25 |
| 9790. | (nhoxcrazy_tutai) | 47.14 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 9791. | maryam (marr) | 47.14 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 9792. | (ladboyswagg) | 47.14 | 96% | 2012-05-15 |
| 9793. | (johnvaljohn) | 47.14 | 95% | 2015-06-11 |
| 9794. | Ahmed (ahmadco53) | 47.13 | 94% | 2021-06-16 |
| 9795. | Joao (joaomendonca) | 47.13 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 9796. | Fox (foxyoung) | 47.13 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 9797. | (zsonicx) | 47.13 | 96% | 2011-05-30 |
| 9798. | (mihot) | 47.13 | 96% | 2011-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |