The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28507. | Dierkcs (dierkcs) | 64.15 | 96% | 2025-03-02 |
| 28508. | NuclearBacon (nuclearbaconyt) | 64.15 | 95% | 2024-04-18 |
| 28509. | Momocat (acornboo) | 64.15 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 28510. | Benno (thawalrus) | 64.15 | 93% | 2016-06-13 |
| 28511. | tom (tdtdtd) | 64.15 | 95% | 2014-04-21 |
| 28512. | fah (fah22) | 64.15 | 89% | 2014-01-24 |
| 28513. | Dane (danesterr) | 64.14 | 96.2% | 2025-02-13 |
| 28514. | Matho (matho_) | 64.14 | 95% | 2024-09-25 |
| 28515. | Lucsd (65wpmwarrior) | 64.14 | 97.4% | 2024-05-02 |
| 28516. | celes (celescastro) | 64.14 | 93% | 2020-04-04 |
| 28517. | Badger (badger00k) | 64.14 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 28518. | Yaw (wybee) | 64.14 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 28519. | Ulimbakisya (ulithetypist) | 64.14 | 99.2% | 2025-01-27 |
| 28520. | Ridhuan (sungai_peria) | 64.14 | 99.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| 28521. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 64.14 | 96% | 2018-01-22 |
| 28522. | aidan (anominos) | 64.14 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 28523. | kasuno (kasuno) | 64.13 | 97% | 2024-05-08 |
| 28524. | Elixi.a (oc3an_wave) | 64.13 | 96% | 2024-10-28 |
| 28525. | ahmad (ahmadalasmar) | 64.13 | 96% | 2024-04-19 |
| 28526. | John (johnsimer2) | 64.13 | 94% | 2013-12-30 |
| 28527. | Slerpasaur (bagasfirdaus) | 64.13 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 28528. | Semro (semro) | 64.13 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 28529. | Vincent (vincenator_colemak) | 64.13 | 96% | 2012-12-27 |
| 28530. | Blue Sky (mongolia) | 64.13 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 28531. | lolofast (lolofast) | 64.12 | 96.3% | 2024-01-30 |
| 28532. | Marcus (earthpheonixsword) | 64.12 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 28533. | Neyool (neyool) | 64.12 | 97% | 2024-12-10 |
| 28534. | Josemar (jos1emar) | 64.12 | 96% | 2024-05-20 |
| 28535. | toporder (toporder) | 64.12 | 96% | 2024-12-19 |
| 28536. | jon (tibbey1) | 64.12 | 96% | 2017-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |