And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11029. | J (average_typer95) | 95.53 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11030. | sheepy (sheepyrocks) | 95.53 | 98% | 2011-09-11 |
| 11031. | Mafuso (mafuso) | 95.53 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 11032. | Auggie (adogjbaum) | 95.52 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 11033. | Alon (alon276) | 95.52 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 11034. | Oliver (arrivon) | 95.52 | 93% | 2017-05-15 |
| 11035. | kalaset (kalaset) | 95.52 | 98% | 2013-11-29 |
| 11036. | Greg (colemaklearner824) | 95.52 | 97% | 2016-03-07 |
| 11037. | Shaum (raka) | 95.52 | 98% | 2011-09-08 |
| 11038. | notty (notypoz) | 95.51 | 95% | 2013-04-30 |
| 11039. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 95.51 | 95% | 2013-07-29 |
| 11040. | sally (creamdonut) | 95.51 | 97% | 2018-02-17 |
| 11041. | Andy (parachuteguy500) | 95.51 | 98% | 2016-10-16 |
| 11042. | megan (monchaton) | 95.51 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 11043. | Aaron (pikachu3004) | 95.51 | 92% | 2016-12-16 |
| 11044. | ﻋﺎﻁﻑ (luckyfrazz) | 95.51 | 93% | 2011-11-30 |
| 11045. | João (johnrik) | 95.50 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 11046. | Kathryn (kathrynb) | 95.50 | 98% | 2015-11-07 |
| 11047. | Loma (pbaloma) | 95.49 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 11048. | Christopher (chrisaua) | 95.49 | 97.1% | 2023-08-08 |
| 11049. | Damon (damonc89) | 95.49 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 11050. | Jan-Magnar (hillary_clinton) | 95.49 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 11051. | WizPak (gaigehegge1999) | 95.49 | 97% | 2014-04-16 |
| 11052. | The Endeavourer (the_endeav... | 95.49 | — | 2008-12-02 |
| 11053. | Apu (extremegamer_monster) | 95.48 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 11054. | Joe (ohheyitsjoe) | 95.48 | 99% | 2018-08-11 |
| 11055. | Tj (minotourr) | 95.48 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 11056. | Sadra (sadra17) | 95.47 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 11057. | gabril (gabril) | 95.47 | 97.1% | 2023-11-02 |
| 11058. | Scott (csbs) | 95.46 | 97% | 2011-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |