The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13389. | tstats[dfanaras] (dfanaras) | 82.97 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 13390. | Kekti (kekti_is_life) | 82.97 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 13391. | javoscript (javoscript) | 82.97 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 13392. | John (connect_123) | 82.97 | 99% | 2020-10-18 |
| 13393. | Shamil (shamil_98) | 82.97 | 93% | 2015-11-20 |
| 13394. | Ken (kenny7sccr) | 82.97 | 98% | 2012-12-09 |
| 13395. | Ashley (darlasue12) | 82.97 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 13396. | Swiftfyre (msbukkuri) | 82.96 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 13397. | Tara (tara2366) | 82.96 | 98% | 2016-09-26 |
| 13398. | Miguel (miguelbbeats) | 82.96 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 13399. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 82.96 | 97.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 13400. | Blane (bparker) | 82.96 | 93% | 2013-02-22 |
| 13401. | Kale (kaletypes2) | 82.96 | 98% | 2016-01-06 |
| 13402. | Eric (ooka) | 82.96 | 97% | 2013-11-15 |
| 13403. | Jesu (desekraetorr) | 82.96 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 13404. | roshan (bhattaroshan) | 82.96 | 99% | 2020-11-07 |
| 13405. | Bake (avacato) | 82.95 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 13406. | Raymond (lemong) | 82.95 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 13407. | Only Dvorak (kkqu) | 82.95 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 13408. | ジョン (johnr_) | 82.95 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 13409. | Michwael Redpants (endlessm... | 82.95 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 13410. | Colten (appathajuggalo) | 82.95 | 94% | 2012-03-19 |
| 13411. | Sean (sebby_man) | 82.94 | 95% | 2013-05-16 |
| 13412. | Abu (kabu22) | 82.94 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 13413. | Fang (fang1216) | 82.94 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
| 13414. | Sam (flamincactus) | 82.93 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 13415. | Marcus (mojojoe) | 82.93 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 13416. | Chris (chrisb_33) | 82.93 | 94% | 2013-12-09 |
| 13417. | Luis (malinhin) | 82.93 | 94% | 2011-11-08 |
| 13418. | Quibz (white_fire) | 82.93 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |