So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24437. | (try28476) | 60.88 | 93% | 2014-01-22 |
| 24438. | Bone (probono) | 60.87 | 95% | 2022-04-10 |
| 24439. | Superhero25e (green_01) | 60.87 | 96% | 2023-03-22 |
| 24440. | Zuggti (zuggt) | 60.87 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
| 24441. | (slavicg) | 60.87 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 24442. | (argi) | 60.87 | 90% | 2013-01-21 |
| 24443. | Dylan (dolandoge) | 60.86 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
| 24444. | (by_law) | 60.86 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 24445. | (alex13an) | 60.86 | 94% | 2022-05-10 |
| 24446. | utsab (utsab987) | 60.86 | 94% | 2022-01-13 |
| 24447. | (stegmarb) | 60.86 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 24448. | pewpewdevildog (pewpewdevil... | 60.86 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 24449. | (danielcleve) | 60.86 | 89% | 2014-11-06 |
| 24450. | (remeelopez) | 60.86 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 24451. | (anirudhrudr) | 60.86 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 24452. | heowuayngon (heowuayngon) | 60.86 | 97% | 2014-01-08 |
| 24453. | (johnpork2) | 60.85 | 91.8% | 2023-05-23 |
| 24454. | Shahariar (ashikkkkk) | 60.85 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 24455. | Kei (aznkei) | 60.85 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 24456. | Mattias (matteusmauritz) | 60.85 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 24457. | (steffen_2) | 60.85 | 91% | 2012-03-18 |
| 24458. | andrey (maksay) | 60.85 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 24459. | (blackwhole) | 60.84 | 95% | 2012-12-11 |
| 24460. | (johndeereletter) | 60.84 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 24461. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 60.84 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 24462. | Md. shahintaj (shahintaj) | 60.84 | 96% | 2016-02-10 |
| 24463. | (alejandrodenica89) | 60.84 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 24464. | (munk) | 60.84 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 24465. | Alex (rxndom) | 60.83 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| 24466. | RSE (anbioable) | 60.83 | 95% | 2015-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |