Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8718. | failzor2 (failzor2) | 88.58 | 98% | 2016-06-21 |
| 8719. | Marlon (marlonpag) | 88.58 | 99% | 2017-08-10 |
| 8720. | Ai (aibah) | 88.58 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 8721. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 88.57 | 96% | 2017-06-04 |
| 8722. | Abhay (abhay_hadez) | 88.57 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 8723. | asdf (tortillachips) | 88.57 | 95% | 2019-06-18 |
| 8724. | Aaditya Pal (ninjaadi7903) | 88.57 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 8725. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 88.56 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 8726. | Fluid (fluid11) | 88.56 | 96% | 2021-04-17 |
| 8727. | Brandon (saosin) | 88.56 | 98% | 2013-03-01 |
| 8728. | AKGD (akgd) | 88.56 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 8729. | Brandon (bigbeau) | 88.56 | 96% | 2016-02-11 |
| 8730. | Michael (nahaul) | 88.56 | 99% | 2016-08-07 |
| 8731. | benben (20iq) | 88.56 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 8732. | lawn (hp12c) | 88.56 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 8733. | Lei Paul (polley) | 88.56 | 99% | 2021-10-19 |
| 8734. | ﻋﺎﻁﻑ (luckyfrazz) | 88.55 | 95% | 2012-01-12 |
| 8735. | Eric (enam0005) | 88.55 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
| 8736. | johnny :P (johnny234) | 88.55 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 8737. | Quoi (bowdown) | 88.54 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| 8738. | Pirate (s4rawberry) | 88.54 | 95% | 2012-08-11 |
| 8739. | Petar (petar030) | 88.54 | 95% | 2023-03-27 |
| 8740. | Fangzhou (clonedcow) | 88.54 | 100% | 2016-12-15 |
| 8741. | Ludi (ludiminium) | 88.53 | 94% | 2018-02-25 |
| 8742. | cowbot (peedir) | 88.53 | 99% | 2015-09-29 |
| 8743. | Brendan (brenakin) | 88.53 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8744. | Bog (bogdanovix) | 88.52 | 96% | 2013-10-13 |
| 8745. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 88.52 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 8746. | Jamie (rium9) | 88.52 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 8747. | Le (leson2403) | 88.51 | — | 2009-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |