I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5520. | Brandon (basukaviru) | 100.19 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 5521. | deicius (vantaclock) | 100.19 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 5522. | jerry (xmars) | 100.18 | 97% | 2025-10-10 |
| 5523. | Alejo (kaiser95) | 100.18 | 97% | 2024-07-09 |
| 5524. | Connor (cothompson16) | 100.18 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 5525. | Gabe (gsoares026) | 100.18 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| 5526. | Jacob (gadekaja) | 100.18 | 96% | 2025-10-30 |
| 5527. | Darkaria (darkaria) | 100.18 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 5528. | johnny :P (johnny234) | 100.16 | 97.2% | 2023-08-20 |
| 5529. | Lulu (lulxiao) | 100.16 | 98.1% | 2024-07-11 |
| 5530. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 100.15 | 98% | 2025-06-19 |
| 5531. | Asian (sdf415) | 100.15 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 5532. | mythicstr (mythicstr) | 100.13 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| 5533. | havii (haviihavii) | 100.13 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 5534. | pasha (pashatoper) | 100.13 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 5535. | Jason (jwatkins) | 100.13 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 5536. | John (johncs) | 100.12 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 5537. | ßönßön® (bsamontinajr) | 100.12 | 99% | 2018-05-19 |
| 5538. | uwu (her0_) | 100.11 | 96% | 2025-12-17 |
| 5539. | Kyle (kyletiu) | 100.11 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 5540. | Quitters (race_pick_n_losers) | 100.11 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 5541. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 100.10 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| 5542. | Steven (stervel) | 100.09 | 97% | 2024-09-06 |
| 5543. | redfive (redfive5) | 100.08 | 97% | 2024-02-13 |
| 5544. | Andrew (monochromeocean) | 100.08 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 5545. | Chen (megus) | 100.08 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 5546. | Succ (tictattoe) | 100.08 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 5547. | Melle (melle14) | 100.07 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 5548. | lemon (lemondemon) | 100.06 | 97.4% | 2024-10-22 |
| 5549. | Jakab (schttj) | 100.05 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |