The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36911. | CoCoPuFFs (cocopuffs209) | 58.02 | 97% | 2024-05-20 |
| 36912. | Wesley (ref1uxx) | 58.02 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 36913. | Khayet (khayet) | 58.02 | 94% | 2013-01-17 |
| 36914. | Qi (williamz) | 58.02 | 92% | 2016-04-17 |
| 36915. | Zlow (just_avraige) | 58.02 | 99% | 2015-11-08 |
| 36916. | Water (mitsunigt23) | 58.02 | 97% | 2016-07-30 |
| 36917. | Dylan (dyl4nf3) | 58.01 | 95% | 2025-04-30 |
| 36918. | Sean (killerklown) | 58.01 | 96% | 2024-01-26 |
| 36919. | Murad (murad1997) | 58.01 | 97% | 2025-04-07 |
| 36920. | Duy (duypm) | 58.01 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 36921. | Senpai Z (zlashers) | 58.01 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 36922. | Ironclaw (ironclaw_nl) | 58.01 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| 36923. | Justin (lightningvoltix) | 58.01 | 93% | 2016-07-08 |
| 36924. | Dean (dtsaltas) | 58.01 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 36925. | timothy (thovin) | 58.01 | 90% | 2016-02-22 |
| 36926. | Paper (paperyen) | 58.01 | 96% | 2025-10-18 |
| 36927. | red (embezzeled_bias) | 58.00 | 97% | 2025-05-02 |
| 36928. | JOHN SAMSON (john_samson) | 58.00 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 36929. | Merrick (maybe_cola) | 58.00 | 96% | 2025-09-10 |
| 36930. | Dugg (duggster) | 58.00 | 95% | 2024-11-06 |
| 36931. | rummaging_oof (kyjleung) | 58.00 | 96.9% | 2023-11-17 |
| 36932. | Daniel (015yysan) | 58.00 | 90% | 2016-11-08 |
| 36933. | Emily (ymyly) | 58.00 | 96% | 2016-10-10 |
| 36934. | Janek (headless) | 58.00 | 92% | 2014-08-02 |
| 36935. | Christian (chri97i9) | 58.00 | 86% | 2015-12-13 |
| 36936. | groober (groobybaby) | 57.99 | 97% | 2025-07-13 |
| 36937. | winger (winger8) | 57.99 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 36938. | Ed (mexipino101) | 57.99 | 97% | 2024-01-22 |
| 36939. | Yassin (yantroboy) | 57.99 | 94% | 2021-12-29 |
| 36940. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 57.99 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |