Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14147. | Rando413 (rando413) | 78.27 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 14148. | Seth (supernova825) | 78.27 | 98% | 2020-08-31 |
| 14149. | Sean (betterthancstein) | 78.26 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
| 14150. | Micheal (michaeltheturtle) | 78.26 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 14151. | Adam (rhetoric2) | 78.26 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 14152. | jpow (jpowwow) | 78.26 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 14153. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 78.26 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 14154. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 78.26 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 14155. | laughablehammer (laughableh... | 78.26 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 14156. | Juanma (juanma_jm) | 78.25 | 97% | 2014-08-30 |
| 14157. | J (nanjsko) | 78.25 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 14158. | Sven (sfonxs) | 78.25 | 93% | 2016-10-31 |
| 14159. | Derang (derang) | 78.25 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 14160. | gloria (glorialostthegame) | 78.25 | 94.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14161. | Sean (sebby_man) | 78.25 | 95% | 2012-12-05 |
| 14162. | Spartan (speedrunner1) | 78.25 | 97% | 2023-11-01 |
| 14163. | Jakkrij (bank32) | 78.24 | 93% | 2015-11-02 |
| 14164. | ☉ (john_g) | 78.24 | 99% | 2013-01-29 |
| 14165. | Philip (neodestro734) | 78.24 | 96% | 2014-03-26 |
| 14166. | potatocm (potatoalt) | 78.24 | 96.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 14167. | endless (dm475) | 78.24 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 14168. | fry (friday7332) | 78.24 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 14169. | Chin (chinnoname) | 78.24 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
| 14170. | don (dandhi) | 78.23 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 14171. | pärskis (borje) | 78.23 | 96% | 2023-02-25 |
| 14172. | Johny (johnyt) | 78.23 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
| 14173. | Pol (zegionx) | 78.23 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 14174. | Zach (zweezus) | 78.23 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 14175. | d haze (dhays116) | 78.22 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 14176. | Evan Dale (avendael) | 78.22 | 94% | 2014-08-02 |
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| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |