The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31740. | tstats[imrola] (imrola) | 44.99 | 96.4% | 2023-05-25 |
| 31741. | Christopher (shadowstar) | 44.99 | — | 2010-09-18 |
| 31742. | Hunter (hunter_rammi) | 44.99 | 82% | 2013-09-04 |
| 31743. | Tommygun0509 (tommygun0509) | 44.97 | 95% | 2013-05-18 |
| 31744. | KingJulian (jpaglia61) | 44.96 | 94% | 2021-05-28 |
| 31745. | Ramazan (ramazan_) | 44.96 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 31746. | Edward (minikooper117) | 44.95 | 86% | 2014-12-16 |
| 31747. | Pawel (el3ctron) | 44.94 | 92% | 2022-12-30 |
| 31748. | Danupong (danupong9) | 44.94 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| 31749. | malik (allah_o_akbar) | 44.94 | 91% | 2016-02-17 |
| 31750. | hay naku!! (toxicwaste) | 44.92 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 31751. | K2 (kjohnson2) | 44.90 | 95% | 2023-08-26 |
| 31752. | Carol (dizzyfingers) | 44.89 | 94% | 2015-05-17 |
| 31753. | Mate (hunolulu) | 44.88 | 91% | 2016-01-21 |
| 31754. | rt (matilda_) | 44.88 | 81% | 2011-08-30 |
| 31755. | sher (sherahmad) | 44.85 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 31756. | Nhok (nhokruakon) | 44.83 | 89% | 2012-07-10 |
| 31757. | big daddy (john_bruv) | 44.83 | — | 2009-12-23 |
| 31758. | birendra (kitsbiru) | 44.81 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
| 31759. | ahmed (sakakill) | 44.80 | 93% | 2022-06-08 |
| 31760. | ali (ala_karte) | 44.79 | 91% | 2017-04-02 |
| 31761. | Mamun (mamun04) | 44.79 | 94% | 2023-06-13 |
| 31762. | MICHAEL (mwinn9) | 44.78 | 96% | 2018-02-17 |
| 31763. | mohan (mohan8493810201) | 44.78 | 92% | 2014-06-04 |
| 31764. | Sai (saizacklight) | 44.74 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 31765. | TRY HARD (painsalhi) | 44.73 | 93% | 2022-05-13 |
| 31766. | Safraz (hypertyper94) | 44.72 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 31767. | XD (n1fty) | 44.72 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 31768. | Dinesh (dinesh_c) | 44.71 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 31769. | Eric (ericschieberjr) | 44.70 | 89% | 2012-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |