Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10079. | Ben (hhkbpro) | 85.91 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 10080. | Zachary (zac352) | 85.91 | 92% | 2011-10-28 |
| 10081. | Timo (ubulin) | 85.91 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 10082. | James (swishx) | 85.90 | 91% | 2016-01-06 |
| 10083. | Jay (jstaats) | 85.90 | 99% | 2019-01-30 |
| 10084. | Shlimmy (shlimmy) | 85.90 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 10085. | a (captainslow) | 85.90 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 10086. | Daniel (jansson) | 85.90 | 94% | 2016-02-01 |
| 10087. | Elizabeth (emonty22) | 85.90 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 10088. | Fvceless (livefromthevoid) | 85.89 | 95% | 2022-12-17 |
| 10089. | Imi (migrant) | 85.89 | 97% | 2013-11-22 |
| 10090. | Hunter (vtdubz) | 85.88 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 10091. | Pianist (kagamiyu) | 85.88 | 96% | 2014-06-10 |
| 10092. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 85.88 | 99% | 2017-12-14 |
| 10093. | Garrett (theenforcer) | 85.88 | 95% | 2014-12-01 |
| 10094. | Csabo (csabo85) | 85.88 | 97% | 2012-05-28 |
| 10095. | Sam (yaboisam_) | 85.87 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 10096. | Ben (bothersomeben) | 85.87 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 10097. | Doop (doopers) | 85.87 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 10098. | john (johanwo) | 85.87 | 97% | 2016-05-06 |
| 10099. | Jeydon (ijeydon) | 85.87 | 97% | 2014-04-15 |
| 10100. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 85.87 | 96% | 2017-03-07 |
| 10101. | Tim (thole) | 85.87 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 10102. | Lizard (lizardk99) | 85.86 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 10103. | John (johnratchet3) | 85.86 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 10104. | GlassAnxiety (glassanxiety) | 85.85 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 10105. | Shaun (coolcole) | 85.85 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 10106. | EO (eo_37) | 85.85 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 10107. | Jerrel (jerrel) | 85.84 | 94% | 2013-08-04 |
| 10108. | rahmu (rahmu) | 85.84 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |