With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8542. | Zevi (zevie) | 87.05 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 8543. | Andrei (headpats) | 87.04 | 98% | 2025-06-04 |
| 8544. | dren (dren26) | 87.04 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 8545. | crooked (crookedvirus) | 87.04 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 8546. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 87.04 | 99% | 2022-10-20 |
| 8547. | Foster (fluzii) | 87.04 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 8548. | Alex (ducki420) | 87.03 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 8549. | szadouek (ezpro) | 87.03 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 8550. | Hunter (jasoncb805) | 87.03 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 8551. | Curtis (chefforn) | 87.03 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 8552. | Sheel (sheel) | 87.03 | 96% | 2017-04-18 |
| 8553. | Nixon (kadar09) | 87.03 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 8554. | Alex (pieguy2020) | 87.02 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 8555. | gost (akasyh) | 87.02 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 8556. | Bobby (senseibets) | 87.02 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 8557. | Eirik (chickenboomer) | 87.02 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 8558. | kita (kita01) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 8559. | KOOKOWACKYDUCK (kookowackyd... | 87.01 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 8560. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 87.01 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 8561. | DURAG ENERGY (auroraxd) | 87.01 | 98% | 2020-05-16 |
| 8562. | Shane (shane_woosh) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8563. | john (johanwo) | 87.01 | 94% | 2016-11-06 |
| 8564. | Master (mcrockett) | 87.01 | 98% | 2017-11-19 |
| 8565. | tstats[alex9597] (alex9597) | 87.00 | 98.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 8566. | Spencer Stephen Satornino (... | 87.00 | 97% | 2025-04-10 |
| 8567. | tilko (tilko) | 87.00 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 8568. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 87.00 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 8569. | kwer (kwerwurgor) | 86.99 | 95% | 2017-05-12 |
| 8570. | Pramod(PRH) (prht) | 86.99 | 97.6% | 2025-04-15 |
| 8571. | Hunter (wizardhunter11) | 86.99 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |