So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22307. | Kevin (biggiesmallsx) | 64.70 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 22308. | wango (wango) | 64.70 | 95% | 2020-02-09 |
| 22309. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 64.70 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 22310. | Vietnamese (buonca) | 64.70 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 22311. | Salman (salmanzeb) | 64.70 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 22312. | monk (harry_tuttle) | 64.70 | 95% | 2012-07-16 |
| 22313. | R3NN7R (r3nn7r) | 64.69 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 22314. | Joe (joebidenwestkanyefembo... | 64.69 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 22315. | Umid (umid2000) | 64.69 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 22316. | Muhammad (ghaith_x) | 64.69 | 96.4% | 2023-08-29 |
| 22317. | Lily (stilltran) | 64.68 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 22318. | Thorn (briarrose42) | 64.68 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 22319. | Brihoness (brihoness) | 64.68 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
| 22320. | ˜”*°•Ⱡ₳฿ⱧɄ... | 64.68 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 22321. | Peter (heoimap) | 64.68 | 96% | 2015-03-08 |
| 22322. | meh (qwertysux) | 64.68 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 22323. | CawCawByrdy (nova_byrdy) | 64.67 | 96.4% | 2023-09-26 |
| 22324. | Gurta (gmaster31) | 64.67 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 22325. | dilectus (dilectus) | 64.67 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 22326. | Tim (ohzson) | 64.67 | 91% | 2016-04-06 |
| 22327. | AxelDT (axman292) | 64.67 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 22328. | Nikhil (nikhil.james26@yaho... | 64.67 | 95% | 2012-06-16 |
| 22329. | Ricky (scrunchbox) | 64.67 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
| 22330. | phauie (phauie) | 64.67 | 96% | 2011-08-15 |
| 22331. | Love (nicklove) | 64.67 | 91% | 2015-02-18 |
| 22332. | john (johanwo) | 64.67 | 89% | 2016-05-18 |
| 22333. | Eatmyspacebar (eatmyspacebar) | 64.66 | 95% | 2022-06-08 |
| 22334. | Max (maexxx) | 64.66 | 97% | 2016-03-29 |
| 22335. | Yash (one9805) | 64.66 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 22336. | Brian (brianthetypist) | 64.66 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |