And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20849. | Marq (hlmomma) | 77.55 | 96% | 2011-08-10 |
| 20850. | Pink Mutt (frugalmussel) | 77.55 | 96.8% | 2021-02-21 |
| 20851. | dooba (doobakeung) | 77.54 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
| 20852. | chang_dvorak (chang_dvorak) | 77.54 | 94% | 2012-01-31 |
| 20853. | Daniel (thorneee) | 77.54 | 92% | 2012-12-05 |
| 20854. | Luis (goodywoody) | 77.53 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 20855. | Yuri (yurigurgenidze) | 77.53 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 20856. | Malacca (malaysia) | 77.53 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 20857. | Krzysztof (onyxek) | 77.53 | 93% | 2013-12-09 |
| 20858. | Oberyn (walterhunglong) | 77.53 | 96% | 2018-05-01 |
| 20859. | Wasim (golden_horse) | 77.53 | 96% | 2014-12-22 |
| 20860. | Mmonster (mmonsterv11) | 77.52 | 95% | 2022-05-18 |
| 20861. | Lingabathula (thapaswi_01) | 77.52 | 97.9% | 2023-07-28 |
| 20862. | Dominik (notbannet) | 77.52 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 20863. | Max (animeweeb2000) | 77.52 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 20864. | ShakenNotStirred (shakennot... | 77.52 | 94% | 2015-06-15 |
| 20865. | TheBissin (thebissin) | 77.51 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 20866. | Megan (noctive) | 77.51 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 20867. | Chloe (chloetraoyl) | 77.51 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 20868. | Sage (big_daddy_sage) | 77.51 | 91% | 2016-11-03 |
| 20869. | Joahn (johanv1995) | 77.51 | 91% | 2014-10-05 |
| 20870. | John (john_acumen) | 77.51 | 91% | 2012-01-11 |
| 20871. | Instant Death Pro (akimura) | 77.49 | 89% | 2015-12-19 |
| 20872. | Robert (preceptiveeagle) | 77.49 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 20873. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 77.49 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 20874. | ilya (iluts) | 77.49 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 20875. | Freeman_c14 (freemanc14) | 77.49 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 20876. | Dang (big_worm) | 77.49 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 20877. | le (carol10) | 77.49 | 94% | 2012-07-30 |
| 20878. | ~~^^____--++ (monaj) | 77.49 | 97% | 2014-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |