The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10340. | Selena (selenaguyton) | 46.49 | 86% | 2015-11-30 |
| 10341. | Brandon (fifth_element_00) | 46.48 | 94% | 2019-02-26 |
| 10342. | gegg (guy_sama) | 46.48 | 91% | 2020-12-06 |
| 10343. | stephanie (stph) | 46.47 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
| 10344. | anwar (miru25th) | 46.47 | 94% | 2015-02-02 |
| 10345. | nhi (nhoxsansan) | 46.47 | 90% | 2011-06-19 |
| 10346. | Mulia (nfstayfast) | 46.47 | 93% | 2018-01-18 |
| 10347. | zhen (zhenzhenlol) | 46.47 | 94% | 2012-10-24 |
| 10348. | Jaha (datskie) | 46.47 | 87% | 2011-10-21 |
| 10349. | Robert (bobbert_63) | 46.46 | 93% | 2016-07-31 |
| 10350. | Tanmay sharma (tanmay12) | 46.46 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 10351. | Cmrprgn (christynenangin) | 46.46 | 88% | 2017-02-08 |
| 10352. | martin (martinous) | 46.46 | 93% | 2013-09-20 |
| 10353. | nullandvoid (theprogrammer) | 46.46 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 10354. | Nick (nick1) | 46.46 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 10355. | me (mlprichard) | 46.46 | 86% | 2017-02-07 |
| 10356. | Sneaky (poonchips) | 46.45 | 93% | 2015-12-12 |
| 10357. | Jonah (johan089) | 46.45 | 94% | 2022-03-31 |
| 10358. | Andrew (andewtrun) | 46.45 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
| 10359. | Bryan (sr00900) | 46.45 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 10360. | Jason (jasongog) | 46.45 | 92% | 2015-02-15 |
| 10361. | danish (danish555) | 46.45 | 96% | 2017-03-29 |
| 10362. | Matthew (joemonk) | 46.45 | 92% | 2015-04-27 |
| 10363. | KeLvin (hkmkelvinha) | 46.44 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 10364. | Madeline (mskate) | 46.44 | 95.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 10365. | Saiful (shudipto06) | 46.44 | 96% | 2014-06-28 |
| 10366. | sqbaee (sqbaee) | 46.43 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 10367. | OG3G (og3g) | 46.43 | 92% | 2016-05-02 |
| 10368. | Yashwanth (warmblanket) | 46.43 | 93.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 10369. | Suiki (suiken_2mieu) | 46.41 | 95% | 2015-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |