The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19889. | Cola (xelo20) | 72.28 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 19890. | Kalin (jinxdroid) | 72.28 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 19891. | darwin (dlintag) | 72.28 | 93% | 2013-12-27 |
| 19892. | BC190 (bc190) | 72.27 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 19893. | Sadie (misssmithcorona) | 72.27 | 96% | 2016-11-01 |
| 19894. | Zeddoune (al_chapo) | 72.27 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 19895. | Paul Bunyan (paulbunyansmut) | 72.27 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 19896. | JoJo (smoothhands) | 72.27 | 99% | 2016-02-05 |
| 19897. | Arrow (phloem) | 72.27 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 19898. | Kyle (kylehuhn) | 72.27 | — | 2009-12-10 |
| 19899. | Diego (deban) | 72.27 | 95% | 2019-01-22 |
| 19900. | Luka (jomanji) | 72.26 | 92% | 2015-12-22 |
| 19901. | Musa (greatwarrior235) | 72.26 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 19902. | Crazy (no1crazy) | 72.26 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 19903. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 72.26 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 19904. | Anthony (reaper2011) | 72.26 | 96% | 2014-12-14 |
| 19905. | Benjamin (benagabenjen) | 72.25 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 19906. | amt8u (amt8u) | 72.25 | 97.5% | 2023-08-31 |
| 19907. | Ian (iantu) | 72.25 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 19908. | 𝕜𝕒𝕚 (kai_geslani) | 72.25 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
| 19909. | joflin (joflin) | 72.25 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 19910. | Willard (pvtlink) | 72.25 | 87% | 2015-02-16 |
| 19911. | Lizzie (lizzieo4) | 72.25 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 19912. | Nigel (dabbleweed) | 72.25 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
| 19913. | cubis (cubis) | 72.25 | 95% | 2012-03-20 |
| 19914. | Moosie (moosiegoldberg) | 72.24 | 95% | 2019-02-09 |
| 19915. | Cheesetoast (cheesetoastman) | 72.24 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 19916. | Frangsinatra (addaxer) | 72.24 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 19917. | Ezikel (ezikel40) | 72.23 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 19918. | Christian (masterrx2) | 72.23 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |