As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19980. | Lachlan (_hammer_) | 60.99 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
| 19981. | Lazar (asdfzola) | 60.99 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 19982. | Jeremi SIhotang (jeremi2000) | 60.99 | 94% | 2016-07-21 |
| 19983. | Eric (etwijaya) | 60.99 | 92% | 2016-05-26 |
| 19984. | Nenad (sima_car) | 60.99 | 88% | 2017-05-01 |
| 19985. | Liam (lime_da_bestest_colemak) | 60.98 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 19986. | Anthony (amontano2202) | 60.98 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
| 19987. | Peter (vajco) | 60.97 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 19988. | Bakytbek (bakytbek) | 60.97 | 96.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 19989. | Ken (kenneth09) | 60.97 | 96% | 2016-06-16 |
| 19990. | Ahmad (farisnotfafis) | 60.96 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 19991. | Qace (qace) | 60.96 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 19992. | Jessica (snowboots12) | 60.95 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
| 19993. | Bayu (daiki_bayu) | 60.95 | 94% | 2015-12-07 |
| 19994. | Ayush (ayush_2003) | 60.95 | 95% | 2022-07-23 |
| 19995. | Anton (_ankor) | 60.95 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 19996. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 60.94 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 19997. | Joey (joeyshoe2) | 60.94 | 91% | 2016-09-08 |
| 19998. | Xavi (xavi1233) | 60.94 | 96.9% | 2023-09-29 |
| 19999. | Oliver (linearboy) | 60.94 | 93% | 2022-06-17 |
| 20000. | Jamie (jambastastic) | 60.94 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 20001. | goobe (ilikescheese) | 60.93 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
| 20002. | Jessie (unicorn_lion) | 60.93 | 90% | 2015-07-19 |
| 20003. | kekstee (kekstee) | 60.93 | 93% | 2015-09-17 |
| 20004. | Kebbeth (kebbeth) | 60.92 | 86% | 2017-05-07 |
| 20005. | Dennis (bejdenn) | 60.91 | 94% | 2021-06-02 |
| 20006. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 60.91 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 20007. | hooman (andriiginting) | 60.91 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 20008. | Andres (primedope27) | 60.90 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 20009. | Tonya (tagama2) | 60.90 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |