So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30612. | RGBcat (rgbcat) | 51.95 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 30613. | phan (baobabe) | 51.95 | 98% | 2012-02-03 |
| 30614. | QQ (hayo) | 51.95 | 96% | 2014-04-23 |
| 30615. | Kenyuki (kenyuki) | 51.95 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 30616. | Ricky (oxblood) | 51.95 | 91% | 2011-06-23 |
| 30617. | mizanur (mizanur) | 51.95 | 95% | 2018-09-25 |
| 30618. | Paul (diablopablo) | 51.94 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 30619. | Stan (stoofee) | 51.94 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 30620. | Alva (alvath) | 51.94 | 93% | 2012-10-16 |
| 30621. | Brad (godspeed99) | 51.94 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 30622. | Jefferson Alfred (alfred8812) | 51.94 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 30623. | Alan (alanmareta) | 51.93 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 30624. | Sidney (sidney01) | 51.93 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 30625. | Jamie (phase) | 51.93 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 30626. | Sri (lulu25) | 51.93 | 91% | 2012-03-11 |
| 30627. | Justin (just_aidyn) | 51.93 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| 30628. | hazel (hazaaaah) | 51.92 | 93% | 2023-07-11 |
| 30629. | Shogo (shogomakishima777) | 51.92 | 94% | 2019-11-01 |
| 30630. | Christian (escapechris) | 51.92 | 89% | 2014-12-08 |
| 30631. | anas (anas771989) | 51.92 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 30632. | aljhun (kuyahaljhun) | 51.92 | 90% | 2016-01-02 |
| 30633. | Nguyễn Thế Tùng (chuye... | 51.92 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 30634. | Joe (joeyip) | 51.92 | 95% | 2012-05-07 |
| 30635. | Kry (tenzzi) | 51.92 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 30636. | Trần (tranthong14) | 51.92 | 94% | 2013-01-29 |
| 30637. | dan (dani1) | 51.92 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 30638. | Radu (radutist) | 51.91 | 94% | 2019-09-19 |
| 30639. | Isaac (whosisaac) | 51.91 | 94% | 2019-12-12 |
| 30640. | concavepgons (cav33) | 51.91 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 30641. | Alec (shifty_py) | 51.91 | 95% | 2011-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |