And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33913. | MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) | 55.94 | 95% | 2022-08-19 |
| 33914. | Narasimhan (vsn2011) | 55.93 | 93% | 2011-08-18 |
| 33915. | Do (zeroooo) | 55.93 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 33916. | Limon (mhlimon) | 55.93 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
| 33917. | pain (siput) | 55.92 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 33918. | Rose (16rxsanjuan08) | 55.92 | 93% | 2012-03-08 |
| 33919. | Kuan (frankuanhsi) | 55.92 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 33920. | Ben (beningram) | 55.92 | 95% | 2022-04-14 |
| 33921. | toshit (ignacio_001) | 55.91 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 33922. | Alish (kzmadcat) | 55.91 | 85% | 2013-04-19 |
| 33923. | Lam (lamnv) | 55.91 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 33924. | Big k (lawda) | 55.91 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
| 33925. | yeste28 (yeste28) | 55.90 | 94% | 2017-02-27 |
| 33926. | Tu (tuquach212) | 55.90 | — | 2009-05-30 |
| 33927. | Vova (v_hg_p) | 55.90 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 33928. | Andrius (ciornas) | 55.90 | 95% | 2022-12-21 |
| 33929. | savoeurn (savoeurn.vatt@gma... | 55.89 | 97% | 2014-06-30 |
| 33930. | zahi (zahibbb) | 55.89 | 91% | 2011-07-06 |
| 33931. | dara (darasem) | 55.89 | 97% | 2013-10-22 |
| 33932. | Joe (joeybad) | 55.89 | 95% | 2022-07-21 |
| 33933. | yojuice (yojuice) | 55.89 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
| 33934. | king (brim15) | 55.88 | 95% | 2023-02-28 |
| 33935. | Prateek (prateek_sinha) | 55.88 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 33936. | SlowKey (slowkey) | 55.88 | 96% | 2017-03-15 |
| 33937. | Pink (pinkbass) | 55.88 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
| 33938. | -1 Speed (0001_speed) | 55.88 | 93.9% | 2023-09-23 |
| 33939. | OM (omkash_yap) | 55.88 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
| 33940. | Daniel (danmar) | 55.88 | 94% | 2011-05-20 |
| 33941. | dummy (dummyaccount) | 55.88 | 92% | 2017-03-01 |
| 33942. | Minh (triminh966) | 55.88 | 86% | 2013-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |