So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17468. | Marcos (aries569) | 72.46 | 91% | 2012-04-28 |
| 17469. | A (andkrs4) | 72.46 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 17470. | Darren (darrencst) | 72.46 | 92% | 2013-07-24 |
| 17471. | Steven (lobsterzilla) | 72.45 | 94% | 2012-09-27 |
| 17472. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 72.45 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| 17473. | Jason (_bagel_) | 72.45 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 17474. | Karsten (dutchie3) | 72.45 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 17475. | danny (stewyvirus) | 72.45 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 17476. | potato (kongkan_) | 72.45 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 17477. | ^^ (guyangyi) | 72.45 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 17478. | Alorence (alorence) | 72.45 | 90% | 2014-10-13 |
| 17479. | Luke (tbsky92) | 72.45 | 89% | 2013-06-04 |
| 17480. | TW (trwo) | 72.45 | 94% | 2014-01-01 |
| 17481. | running_dog (persists) | 72.45 | 93% | 2017-03-26 |
| 17482. | Steven (stevn_) | 72.45 | 95% | 2015-09-05 |
| 17483. | Hugo (hugochiquito) | 72.45 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 17484. | jess (jessicareznik) | 72.44 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 17485. | Aquaris (ryankim834) | 72.44 | 90% | 2016-02-21 |
| 17486. | joey69 (joey6969) | 72.44 | 99% | 2022-07-01 |
| 17487. | Ishak (isholini) | 72.44 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 17488. | Sammy (eyybb) | 72.44 | 95.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 17489. | Brian (ace213) | 72.44 | 95% | 2017-08-29 |
| 17490. | Mees (meeszon) | 72.44 | 98% | 2019-06-28 |
| 17491. | Matt (hoth17) | 72.44 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 17492. | ░ (_warrior_) | 72.44 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 17493. | Leonardo (leonardooktavianu... | 72.43 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 17494. | Muhammad (saddy1) | 72.43 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 17495. | rideler (rideler) | 72.43 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 17496. | Aso (linkastarta) | 72.43 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 17497. | T (raket124) | 72.43 | 97.1% | 2023-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |