I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18298. | kim (kyunreal) | 68.69 | 99% | 2021-02-25 |
| 18299. | Saif (maliksaif) | 68.69 | 96% | 2018-03-31 |
| 18300. | MustacheWithKeyboard (musta... | 68.68 | 95% | 2023-07-05 |
| 18301. | Jony (jonycolemak) | 68.68 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 18302. | Stan (stanshih888) | 68.68 | 95% | 2023-03-20 |
| 18303. | Nick (sendmessage) | 68.68 | 94% | 2018-06-22 |
| 18304. | Andwerp (andwerp) | 68.68 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 18305. | Dave (davidjleclerc) | 68.67 | 94.9% | 2025-03-08 |
| 18306. | Kunihiko (keuno) | 68.67 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 18307. | Jajop (jajop99) | 68.67 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 18308. | Few (fewhakko) | 68.67 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 18309. | Allam (almodar) | 68.67 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 18310. | bell (bell125) | 68.67 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 18311. | Erik (supremekhiem) | 68.66 | 99.4% | 2023-12-26 |
| 18312. | Hawwaaa (hawwaaa) | 68.66 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 18313. | Aaron (feast) | 68.66 | 96% | 2017-02-22 |
| 18314. | tstats[samparish] (samparish) | 68.65 | 95% | 2026-05-01 |
| 18315. | Joevinlim (joevinlim) | 68.65 | 98% | 2023-10-14 |
| 18316. | ha (jerryhaha) | 68.65 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 18317. | xsharawi (xsharawi) | 68.65 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 18318. | Jason (jaycesan) | 68.65 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 18319. | Umar (mumarkhan999) | 68.65 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
| 18320. | Daniele (daniele28) | 68.65 | 95% | 2020-03-29 |
| 18321. | Sahil (sahil_sa) | 68.64 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 18322. | Comic Sans (cuttingedgetypo... | 68.64 | 94% | 2024-05-09 |
| 18323. | Alikhan (alikhassen) | 68.64 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 18324. | Audrey (catholicguilt) | 68.64 | 96% | 2021-11-30 |
| 18325. | Hayden (haydenp16) | 68.64 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 18326. | Nick (alaskannick) | 68.63 | 93% | 2017-12-02 |
| 18327. | Nathan (idontsenathang) | 68.62 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |