Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 679. | K (ksil_surface) | 104.87 | 98% | 2020-06-26 |
| 680. | Colin (colincall23) | 104.86 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 681. | twitch.tv/telken_ (telken_i... | 104.86 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 682. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 104.86 | 99% | 2018-12-06 |
| 683. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 104.83 | 99% | 2018-10-22 |
| 684. | Destinite (destinite) | 104.80 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 685. | Taylor (trob388) | 104.80 | 99% | 2019-02-16 |
| 686. | ratbastard (mattbierwirth) | 104.77 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 687. | KIMCH (kimchiiii) | 104.75 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 688. | lambdanaut (lambdanaut) | 104.75 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 689. | Melle (melluh) | 104.71 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 690. | Zero (zerowaffles) | 104.68 | 99% | 2019-01-13 |
| 691. | Darko (darkec) | 104.68 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 692. | Jacob (zoticus) | 104.68 | 99% | 2019-11-16 |
| 693. | Emil (emle10) | 104.58 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 694. | casper (no1clown) | 104.56 | 99% | 2020-10-19 |
| 695. | joey (joeraps) | 104.55 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 696. | em (thelawsofjay) | 104.47 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
| 697. | Thomas (tfzhang1207) | 104.46 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 698. | Tristan (scraak) | 104.46 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 699. | David (dzhang2) | 104.46 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 700. | Grey (all_greay) | 104.45 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 701. | Edmund (edmundtyw1) | 104.43 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 702. | Ice (ice_typer) | 104.40 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 703. | (carrot_) | 104.37 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 704. | Matthew (d3f1n3d) | 104.32 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 705. | Kris (kris_z) | 104.30 | 98% | 2019-07-21 |
| 706. | Lynx (pro_ditto) | 104.29 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
| 707. | CJ (cilj) | 104.27 | 98% | 2019-06-29 |
| 708. | 2cgucdhk (2cgucdhk) | 104.27 | 98% | 2020-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |