So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28708. | Kevin (kc4tennis) | 54.58 | 99% | 2014-09-30 |
| 28709. | Eddie (eddieaconnects) | 54.58 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 28710. | Danky (dankyv1) | 54.57 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 28711. | Raghav (aimbot55) | 54.57 | 95% | 2023-09-14 |
| 28712. | Kelley (kelley1) | 54.57 | 92% | 2011-06-23 |
| 28713. | gal (green_hornet) | 54.57 | 94% | 2021-04-26 |
| 28714. | Alpha (iamanalphamale) | 54.57 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 28715. | jaime (jaaaime) | 54.57 | 95% | 2017-10-21 |
| 28716. | Ẩn (phamminhan) | 54.57 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
| 28717. | Greg (gbkane) | 54.57 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 28718. | FirstTime (josephpogi) | 54.57 | 92% | 2016-10-12 |
| 28719. | Varun (epic_vs) | 54.57 | 90% | 2013-04-27 |
| 28720. | Manu (gnarley333) | 54.56 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 28721. | Chris (ctmusicnz) | 54.56 | 94% | 2013-03-24 |
| 28722. | James (mysticalentity) | 54.56 | 92.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 28723. | Neado (kingfisher1991) | 54.56 | 97% | 2012-11-26 |
| 28724. | Chris (notchris117) | 54.55 | 94.5% | 2023-05-22 |
| 28725. | Joseph (joemcroe26) | 54.55 | 95.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 28726. | Kazer (kazer02) | 54.55 | 91% | 2017-05-10 |
| 28727. | Jedo (jedokishi) | 54.55 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 28728. | Jere (jerehere) | 54.55 | 89% | 2016-10-29 |
| 28729. | Yuk1 (lotions1129) | 54.55 | 92% | 2014-09-28 |
| 28730. | great chaser (gagankhurana) | 54.55 | 91% | 2011-05-10 |
| 28731. | Ryz (ryzw) | 54.54 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
| 28732. | Fiz (fiztick) | 54.54 | 95% | 2020-09-03 |
| 28733. | Kenny (kenny7) | 54.54 | 96% | 2012-09-09 |
| 28734. | Delyan (deliturboto) | 54.54 | 90% | 2013-01-11 |
| 28735. | Linus (whiteninja713) | 54.53 | 93% | 2019-10-25 |
| 28736. | horney (titansmakemehorney) | 54.53 | 94% | 2021-06-01 |
| 28737. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 54.53 | 93% | 2018-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |