As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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25518. | Godwin (gknyaga) | 43.41 | 97% | 2017-06-16 |
25519. | obama (obama001) | 43.41 | 88% | 2016-04-18 |
25520. | venkatesan (venkatvishwa) | 43.40 | 90% | 2015-07-22 |
25521. | soni (soni0111) | 43.40 | 89% | 2017-05-10 |
25522. | Ravi (destinydecoder) | 43.39 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
25523. | srivatsava (slowandcalm) | 43.39 | 95% | 2017-07-09 |
25524. | magwell (magwell) | 43.38 | 94% | 2023-06-21 |
25525. | uday (uday2002) | 43.38 | 93.7% | 2023-10-12 |
25526. | Ava (ava_smile) | 43.38 | 94.3% | 2023-10-15 |
25527. | Thien Nam Anh (benvu3005) | 43.37 | 90% | 2022-01-22 |
25528. | G (goutham_k) | 43.36 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
25529. | Quinn (magicsoap444) | 43.35 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
25530. | Kale (queenofdesuvan) | 43.35 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
25531. | jacksen (justjacksen) | 43.33 | 95% | 2022-11-08 |
25532. | Joe (joegoggin27) | 43.33 | 93% | 2017-07-02 |
25533. | sekhar (reachsekhar) | 43.33 | 95% | 2016-06-26 |
25534. | Joel (joelhanson) | 43.32 | 94% | 2021-09-15 |
25535. | Alex (mralejandro) | 43.32 | 92% | 2016-11-10 |
25536. | Chilasak (chilasak) | 43.29 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
25537. | Spencer (carelesscloud) | 43.28 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
25538. | Hyper (yo_hyper) | 43.27 | 94% | 2020-07-15 |
25539. | krezrog (krezrog) | 43.26 | 95% | 2017-12-06 |
25540. | Manaf (ya_ali) | 43.26 | 94% | 2022-08-18 |
25541. | Afiq (afiqapon91) | 43.26 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
25542. | Bodas (bodas10) | 43.24 | 93% | 2015-12-01 |
25543. | SUBHA (subhadip) | 43.23 | 96% | 2023-05-28 |
25544. | Mathisyu (mathisyu) | 43.23 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
25545. | CR7 BETTER (22bakern) | 43.23 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
25546. | Chatchanunt (synjeer) | 43.22 | 94% | 2023-06-18 |
25547. | Christina (omqchristi) | 43.21 | 94% | 2018-06-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |