What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
Active since December 10, 2017.
776 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1794. | Jonathan (panicmanic) | 74.30 | 97% | 2018-08-27 |
| 1795. | Drake (bottd) | 74.29 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 1796. | Attulo (attulo) | 74.26 | 96% | 2019-11-17 |
| 1797. | Gagan (gagan18) | 74.25 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 1798. | Thusthus (gmdliam) | 74.23 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 1799. | arz (arzr) | 74.21 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 1800. | kareem (ringsofsilence) | 74.17 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 1801. | Hessi (hessijames) | 74.14 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 1802. | James (wnston) | 74.14 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 1803. | icosaedru (achimia) | 74.10 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 1804. | Kevin (kjax) | 74.09 | 97% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1805. | matt (matterz5) | 74.07 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 1806. | Michael (ptefisher) | 74.05 | 95% | 2020-07-28 |
| 1807. | Admiral (admiralkurfurst) | 74.05 | 94% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1808. | Sun (sunflower61) | 74.03 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 1809. | Jerald (j___g) | 74.02 | 94% | 2019-08-17 |
| 1810. | Joel (joel88c) | 73.97 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1811. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 73.94 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 1812. | Jackie (cheerfulmusical) | 73.91 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 1813. | matt (w_dyer) | 73.90 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1814. | Vellutia (vellutia) | 73.88 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 1815. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 73.87 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 1816. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 73.86 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 1817. | Kacper (smonkie) | 73.84 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1818. | wtf am i doing with my life... | 73.83 | 96% | 2017-12-11 |
| 1819. | Martin (mr_pandabear) | 73.80 | 97% | 2019-07-27 |
| 1820. | Farzad (almightyjjfish) | 73.77 | 94% | 2018-12-06 |
| 1821. | edisonhussey (furox) | 73.76 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1822. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 73.74 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 1823. | Nopeejäbä (nopeejaba) | 73.74 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |