So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33669. | harish (harishravi) | 45.78 | 91.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 33670. | Oddpie (oddpie) | 45.78 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 33671. | visakh (wizakh) | 45.77 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 33672. | Nixforest (nixforest) | 45.77 | 99% | 2012-07-11 |
| 33673. | Dhanraj (thedan123) | 45.77 | 92.7% | 2021-02-03 |
| 33674. | Huy (cross546) | 45.76 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 33675. | john (vishalvyas) | 45.76 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 33676. | Ellie (vestyy) | 45.76 | 93% | 2019-05-08 |
| 33677. | jack (jack3) | 45.76 | 86% | 2016-04-11 |
| 33678. | Jonah (johan089) | 45.75 | 95% | 2022-03-20 |
| 33679. | leni (leni) | 45.75 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 33680. | Spider🕷 (mohamedtata) | 45.74 | 93% | 2022-11-16 |
| 33681. | mike (purdah1234) | 45.74 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
| 33682. | BITTU (bittubenny) | 45.74 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 33683. | Keegan 📱 (tournaymobile) | 45.74 | 92% | 2019-05-24 |
| 33684. | ABCD (manasaranjan) | 45.74 | 90% | 2013-05-22 |
| 33685. | Utkarsh (utkarsh3173) | 45.73 | 95% | 2022-05-06 |
| 33686. | Smexy Bby ♥️ (bright_lord) | 45.73 | 94% | 2021-05-14 |
| 33687. | Anthony (anthony8044) | 45.73 | 93% | 2022-03-31 |
| 33688. | valeriu (valeriu) | 45.73 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 33689. | joe (joeeht) | 45.73 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 33690. | Stas (henzytv) | 45.73 | 92% | 2013-03-20 |
| 33691. | Tiera (tiera) | 45.73 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 33692. | lilaki (lilaki) | 45.73 | 94% | 2013-01-29 |
| 33693. | Akhil (akhillasrado) | 45.73 | 91% | 2013-08-06 |
| 33694. | Bob (bob_colemak) | 45.72 | 94% | 2020-08-20 |
| 33695. | Feng-Mao (ralf217) | 45.72 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 33696. | cracker (nautiiankit) | 45.72 | 94% | 2014-01-03 |
| 33697. | Samuel (vallan029) | 45.71 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 33698. | al_saher (al_saher) | 45.71 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |