So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31705. | li (lilya) | 49.95 | 94% | 2014-01-06 |
| 31706. | Jonathan (jonapedia) | 49.95 | 81% | 2011-10-08 |
| 31707. | thasnh (thasnh) | 49.94 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 31708. | Monica (notaslimgirl) | 49.94 | 99% | 2019-09-02 |
| 31709. | Alana (alana3004) | 49.94 | 95% | 2013-08-30 |
| 31710. | Orpheus (orpheus_on_tr) | 49.93 | 95% | 2023-02-02 |
| 31711. | Joanne (foxscully) | 49.93 | 95% | 2018-08-20 |
| 31712. | Terje (tertop) | 49.93 | 95.4% | 2023-10-06 |
| 31713. | Amr (amr_ka) | 49.92 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 31714. | Marx (marxjp) | 49.92 | 93% | 2021-05-19 |
| 31715. | Tess (tess_992) | 49.92 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 31716. | Mariusz (michal12700) | 49.92 | 92% | 2012-08-09 |
| 31717. | G (rontypewritermingo) | 49.91 | 84% | 2016-09-25 |
| 31718. | hristo (hritren) | 49.91 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 31719. | Rubi (keith_loriel@yahoo.com) | 49.91 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 31720. | Junmat (junmats) | 49.91 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 31721. | Maharram (mehi999) | 49.90 | 95% | 2023-05-19 |
| 31722. | Bhavdeep (dzine) | 49.90 | 93% | 2021-05-23 |
| 31723. | XI (disonxi) | 49.90 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 31724. | FREE_PALESTINE (hfar24) | 49.90 | 96% | 2023-10-20 |
| 31725. | Sejer (sejert) | 49.90 | 94% | 2021-01-05 |
| 31726. | Jun (junizaki36) | 49.90 | 95% | 2020-08-13 |
| 31727. | Nabil (pandakopter) | 49.90 | 95% | 2016-09-27 |
| 31728. | matt (mpcroft) | 49.90 | 95% | 2019-08-27 |
| 31729. | Elijah (yengski) | 49.90 | 92% | 2011-06-25 |
| 31730. | Lai (speedylai) | 49.90 | 92% | 2015-08-27 |
| 31731. | Abigail (joecarrell) | 49.90 | 94% | 2017-04-22 |
| 31732. | gustovthegreat (gustovthegr... | 49.90 | 90% | 2012-11-11 |
| 31733. | Luxuria (luxuriaa) | 49.89 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 31734. | A (proteus) | 49.89 | 95% | 2012-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |