As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5621. | SteamingPileOfCowDung (stea... | 95.63 | 97% | 2015-05-15 |
| 5622. | Emily (sophy416) | 95.62 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 5623. | Michael (eronaile) | 95.62 | 97% | 2016-08-26 |
| 5624. | duncan (bobby29831) | 95.61 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 5625. | Anya (bonniebonbon) | 95.61 | 98.4% | 2023-07-11 |
| 5626. | sidm (sidm) | 95.61 | 96% | 2016-03-10 |
| 5627. | Pavle (pajle) | 95.61 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 5628. | ItsOKayCZ (itsokaycz) | 95.60 | 96.5% | 2024-05-22 |
| 5629. | Ryan (rockman829) | 95.60 | 96% | 2016-05-29 |
| 5630. | Marcy (melvindvorak2) | 95.60 | 98% | 2017-02-05 |
| 5631. | Jifabulix (jifabulix) | 95.59 | 98% | 2020-01-18 |
| 5632. | a (mb031) | 95.59 | 99% | 2020-07-12 |
| 5633. | (cubeyfantwo) | 95.58 | 95.9% | 2021-02-24 |
| 5634. | Zak (zak_roger) | 95.58 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 5635. | Julia (juliazc) | 95.57 | 97.4% | 2024-11-28 |
| 5636. | Ting (ting32) | 95.57 | 99% | 2017-12-22 |
| 5637. | Joe (joe_will_type) | 95.56 | 97% | 2025-07-10 |
| 5638. | typerforfun (typerforfun) | 95.56 | 99% | 2019-03-12 |
| 5639. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 95.56 | 97.7% | 2023-10-17 |
| 5640. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 95.55 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 5641. | Katappa (sim007) | 95.55 | 98% | 2015-05-01 |
| 5642. | Dylan (dtg32148) | 95.54 | 97.4% | 2024-02-26 |
| 5643. | Louie (louie4825) | 95.54 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 5644. | WeirdManiac (japanhat) | 95.53 | 95% | 2016-08-29 |
| 5645. | CraeZ (craez_ee) | 95.52 | 92% | 2017-05-14 |
| 5646. | BonBon (_bonbon_) | 95.52 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5647. | John (padlocksalesman) | 95.52 | 93% | 2015-06-08 |
| 5648. | Man (man123_) | 95.51 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| 5649. | jon (jontk) | 95.51 | 94% | 2016-09-03 |
| 5650. | Chris (christopherlibonati) | 95.51 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |