As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18712. | Dominic (unimog) | 58.45 | 95% | 2016-06-23 |
18713. | Michael (packerfan9912) | 58.44 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
18714. | PJ (pjk519) | 58.44 | 95.6% | 2021-02-24 |
18715. | i_love_stasik (i_love_stasik) | 58.44 | 91% | 2016-10-01 |
18716. | hekima (ashery) | 58.43 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
18717. | Amin (aminkr) | 58.42 | 91% | 2015-12-20 |
18718. | manthan (manthan123) | 58.42 | 95% | 2023-03-06 |
18719. | Crazyfoxxy (crazyfoxxy) | 58.42 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
18720. | Manuel (snobber) | 58.42 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
18721. | Kelli (psychpatient27) | 58.42 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
18722. | cool (cooldude0901) | 58.42 | 96.7% | 2021-02-02 |
18723. | tstats[Underdog26] (underdo... | 58.41 | 94% | 2023-07-09 |
18724. | infinite (infinite_wotah) | 58.41 | 95% | 2021-12-17 |
18725. | Miika (hakkerijehu) | 58.41 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
18726. | Timothy (ttphout) | 58.41 | 97% | 2016-04-13 |
18727. | Rick Firestone (rick_firest... | 58.40 | 99.5% | 2023-10-13 |
18728. | Joe (joe_scotto) | 58.39 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
18729. | Sntx (sntx) | 58.39 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
18730. | Unkn0w3n (unkn0w3n) | 58.39 | 95.3% | 2021-02-19 |
18731. | Putra (hoodedproxy) | 58.39 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
18732. | sloom (sloom_) | 58.39 | 93.4% | 2021-02-22 |
18733. | Ronit (ronit13) | 58.38 | 94% | 2016-03-30 |
18734. | chollip (chollip) | 58.38 | 90% | 2017-05-12 |
18735. | Titu (jyotimoydeuri) | 58.38 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
18736. | may (maciem14) | 58.38 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
18737. | Gaurav (blockcipherr) | 58.37 | 95% | 2022-09-20 |
18738. | Denis (me4ls_0n_whee1s) | 58.37 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
18739. | dawid (nuclearmansnothot) | 58.37 | 94% | 2021-09-27 |
18740. | Osso (ossobuko) | 58.37 | 98.4% | 2021-02-23 |
18741. | jonathan (jgreco2818) | 58.37 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |