Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7993. | Lexeme (lexeme) | 90.40 | 95% | 2012-02-12 |
| 7994. | Murker - About Time! (murke... | 90.40 | — | 2011-04-09 |
| 7995. | Gustavo da Cruz (gustavodac... | 90.40 | 99% | 2021-01-25 |
| 7996. | zzRouxfop_ (cryptic_blade) | 90.40 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 7997. | Georgina (ginavd) | 90.39 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 7998. | Mihir (mihirsahasrabudhe) | 90.39 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 7999. | Davit (alpha_17) | 90.39 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 8000. | Juliet 3 (buckles7809) | 90.39 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 8001. | Goshujin (urgoshujinsama) | 90.39 | 98.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 8002. | Loveā„ (harshs99) | 90.38 | 98% | 2018-11-25 |
| 8003. | Guest (codeafk) | 90.38 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 8004. | NekokeN (hr47) | 90.38 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 8005. | Mad Lad (jeater) | 90.38 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 8006. | Guy (feller) | 90.38 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 8007. | Allen (mrrayza) | 90.38 | 95% | 2013-03-13 |
| 8008. | Aniket (ani_ket_kmr) | 90.38 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 8009. | Jods (jodslife) | 90.37 | 98% | 2012-12-16 |
| 8010. | JoeRoX (joe1_aaa) | 90.37 | — | 2009-03-18 |
| 8011. | YaYeet (stellar_prince) | 90.37 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 8012. | SJ (sjobispo) | 90.37 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 8013. | Andrew (monkegoist) | 90.36 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 8014. | J (kzce) | 90.36 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 8015. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 90.36 | 97% | 2023-04-09 |
| 8016. | SeekNStrike (seeknstrike) | 90.36 | 97% | 2018-06-03 |
| 8017. | Alex (l3attman) | 90.35 | — | 2009-08-15 |
| 8018. | Eric (aerran) | 90.35 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 8019. | Llama (llamalpaca) | 90.35 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 8020. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 90.35 | 99% | 2018-08-27 |
| 8021. | Mishaal (kaabi) | 90.34 | 98% | 2013-11-20 |
| 8022. | Ethan (freeeeese) | 90.34 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |