So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11130. | Mom (mahm) | 83.10 | 93% | 2017-01-27 |
| 11131. | connie (conxlee) | 83.10 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 11132. | Feisal (frankwhizza) | 83.10 | 91% | 2015-01-14 |
| 11133. | Jonny (karunakaruna) | 83.10 | 96% | 2011-11-26 |
| 11134. | David (dwright) | 83.10 | 98% | 2015-07-28 |
| 11135. | arkantos (arkantos128) | 83.10 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 11136. | Mr. AG (rwa102455) | 83.09 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 11137. | UwU (dolhpin) | 83.09 | 92% | 2023-02-23 |
| 11138. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 83.09 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 11139. | Antonio (antotot04) | 83.09 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| 11140. | Tuan (tuancoltech) | 83.09 | 98% | 2012-08-11 |
| 11141. | Christian (xtianz459) | 83.09 | 95% | 2015-04-07 |
| 11142. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 83.08 | 98.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 11143. | aaron (brwnmn6) | 83.08 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 11144. | Christina (bahserte) | 83.08 | 97% | 2012-03-06 |
| 11145. | Aproop (aproop) | 83.08 | 92% | 2016-03-21 |
| 11146. | Paul (jocknetstone) | 83.07 | 95% | 2016-10-27 |
| 11147. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 83.07 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 11148. | Vanessa (v4nv4n) | 83.07 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 11149. | PikeTheFish (pike1324) | 83.07 | 96.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 11150. | lando_nomiss (lando_nomiss) | 83.06 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 11151. | steamercyep (steamercyep) | 83.06 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 11152. | Dan (danisoz12) | 83.06 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11153. | anntz (reaction__) | 83.06 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 11154. | Wesley (wesleyeewong) | 83.06 | 97% | 2016-01-30 |
| 11155. | Ralitsa (ralitsa_sf) | 83.06 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 11156. | Owm (hahaxdd) | 83.06 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 11157. | Tony (agimus) | 83.06 | 98% | 2014-06-29 |
| 11158. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 83.05 | 99% | 2019-10-17 |
| 11159. | Axel (axelframzl) | 83.05 | 91% | 2014-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |