As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9268. | Galobtter (galobtter) | 85.26 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 9269. | Ryan (rdn26) | 85.26 | 98.1% | 2023-12-14 |
| 9270. | Ktorvi (ktorvi) | 85.26 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 9271. | Sadra (sadra17) | 85.26 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 9272. | yoimhungry (yoimhungry) | 85.26 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 9273. | typingishard (dweepers) | 85.26 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 9274. | Sebastian (0rangetree) | 85.25 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9275. | Jack (g3no_typ3) | 85.25 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9276. | Leo (t_t_tetanic) | 85.24 | 97.1% | 2024-09-03 |
| 9277. | Pikston (pikston) | 85.24 | 98% | 2016-02-11 |
| 9278. | Garette (mofiggy) | 85.23 | 97% | 2016-01-11 |
| 9279. | Shashank (ghostuwu) | 85.23 | 98% | 2024-10-12 |
| 9280. | SMOgamer1100 (smogamer1100) | 85.23 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 9281. | beansnboges (beansnboges) | 85.23 | 97.6% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9282. | PotatoMike (potatomike) | 85.23 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9283. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 85.23 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 9284. | akim (thaakimnas) | 85.22 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
| 9285. | StockierAsp9634 (mfwlife) | 85.22 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9286. | Darren (darrentan0512) | 85.22 | 95% | 2015-08-21 |
| 9287. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 85.22 | 97% | 2017-05-05 |
| 9288. | Exxnihiloo (redeemer152) | 85.22 | 96% | 2016-12-08 |
| 9289. | jo (jo_mo_) | 85.22 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 9290. | beta (betameta123) | 85.21 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 9291. | Sam (tictactoeguru) | 85.20 | 97% | 2025-03-24 |
| 9292. | Hazi (haz1rah) | 85.20 | 99% | 2018-12-27 |
| 9293. | Lorenzo (lorenzo99) | 85.19 | 96.8% | 2025-01-08 |
| 9294. | my first (new_typerer) | 85.19 | 97.6% | 2024-01-14 |
| 9295. | Taco (i_the_sausage) | 85.19 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9296. | Hiro (hiroshima) | 85.19 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 9297. | yeah! (brushily) | 85.19 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |