I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12001. | Tanner (ayytanner) | 81.37 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 12002. | shicheng (fgtfer) | 81.37 | 93% | 2016-02-26 |
| 12003. | Asif (arshadasif0312) | 81.37 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 12004. | Jay (jayvng) | 81.36 | 97% | 2024-11-05 |
| 12005. | CGreasy (cgreasy1) | 81.36 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 12006. | jen (chennyjen) | 81.36 | 94% | 2015-07-25 |
| 12007. | Sogar (sogar) | 81.35 | 96.8% | 2025-01-15 |
| 12008. | Akash (speedy_acj) | 81.35 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12009. | Erick (strosekd) | 81.34 | 94% | 2016-05-26 |
| 12010. | KiddoKoremakku (marquisfleur) | 81.34 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 12011. | Anthony (beardcrumbs) | 81.34 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 12012. | hard boil egg (lbsk_blues) | 81.34 | 97% | 2015-04-23 |
| 12013. | Nam (nchu027) | 81.34 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 12014. | medD (mistermask___) | 81.34 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 12015. | Asi (asibula) | 81.34 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| 12016. | Andy (lemon7) | 81.34 | 96% | 2016-03-13 |
| 12017. | Даниел (freewaydani) | 81.33 | 92% | 2017-03-15 |
| 12018. | Sarang (ultra_penguin) | 81.33 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 12019. | Jared (gummy_) | 81.33 | 91% | 2015-12-18 |
| 12020. | Félix (ssssnaky) | 81.33 | 92% | 2016-12-24 |
| 12021. | jo (jo_mo_) | 81.33 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 12022. | heythere (ym123) | 81.33 | 96% | 2017-06-01 |
| 12023. | Figani (figani) | 81.32 | 100% | 2025-07-01 |
| 12024. | noob (that_snail) | 81.32 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 12025. | Steven (styledaddy) | 81.32 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 12026. | Roomie (lanruthless) | 81.32 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
| 12027. | Nils (nilslhx) | 81.31 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 12028. | Lalala (carpaccioditonno) | 81.31 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
| 12029. | Romig (romeritto) | 81.31 | 97% | 2017-01-13 |
| 12030. | John Pork (cooliojohnpork) | 81.30 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |